surprise cake

1: Buy cake mix
2: Take date rape drugs
3: bake Cake
4: ???
5: PROFIT

I am surprised by this surprise surprise cake. What a surprise. I am surprised omg. Surprise.

by Surprise Cake of surprising surprises June 13, 2007

Surprise Cake

When you jack off over your girl while she's sleeping, and you wake her up just before you shoot your load.

She just got a big surprise cake in her face!

by Sillyfarmer-X February 29, 2012

Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.

Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.

by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011

Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Cake leap surprise

When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.

Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.

by 459395 February 17, 2022

cake pop surprise

when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it

cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass

by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022