surflaxed 

The ultimate level of fucked up

So messed up most it most likely landed you in the hospital

The drummer of the show was so surflaxed he thought he was throwing up blood when it was hot cheetos.

She got so surflaxed off that bong rip we had to call the ambulance.

surflaxed by Brittmh98 August 27, 2020

surflaxcodninjabro 

A male Asian, usually of Korean descent, with long hair, a.k.a lettuce, often found near a beach with his surf board trying to look good for the ladies. When not at the beach he may be found playing COD for hours usually yelling at the screen after every kill, working on his beach bod for the upcoming summer, playing lacrosse with fellow lax bros occasionaly ripping g's (goals), or looking at and fixing his lettuce in the mirror. A surflaxcodninjabro also has experience with karate and may in fact be dangerous despite his pretty boy appearance.

That surflaxcodninjabro has been fixing his hair in the mirror for almost an hour.

I can hear that annoying surflaxcodninjabro playing COD from all the way down the hall.

I have heard the story of how the surflaxcodninjabro ripped his first g in lacrosse ten times already and he just scored it two hours ago.

surflaxcodninjabro by nevils crew May 13, 2010

surfaced 

Surfaced: In urban slang the word surfaced is used to describe a state of drunkness in which the person who is drinking is so drunk that they pass out on the floor and are unable to get up hence they are surfaced.

Did you see John Wayne last night he drank so much he was surfaced it was hilarious.

surfaced by jobjobbinks July 20, 2017

Strelaxed

1.)The feeling of being stressed and relaxed
2.)To be relaxing and still feeling overwhelmed
3.)To be calm with a frantic mind
4.) To be confident and self-contradicting to where you are at peace and disturbed
5.) The feeling of most college students in a given situation

I'm laying in bed strelaxed about this semester.
I am strelaxed about my grade.

Strelaxed by RedInk December 4, 2016

Surfaded 

The feeling surfers have when they get out of the water after a great session. it feels just below high but definately not sober.

it's a surfers high

dude: fuck man great sesh! i'm fuckin surfaded right now! lets go get a burrito!

Surfaded by dreadlocksurfer March 11, 2009

Surplexed 

Advanced level of humor & or knowledge

You have to have a surplexed level of humor to understand the joke

Surplexed by Quesochipdip April 11, 2022