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Surfaced: In urban slang the word surfaced is used to describe a state of drunkness in which the person who is drinking is so drunk that they pass out on the floor and are unable to get up hence they are surfaced.
Did you see John Wayne last night he drank so much he was surfaced it was hilarious.
by jobjobbinks July 20, 2017
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Dan showed me a video of a dog pushing a pram and I was pragued.
by jobjobbinks January 26, 2023
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When you fall into a fit of laughter so hard you end up unable to move on the floor crying hysterically.
That video of maisie pushing the gooze pragued me last night.
by jobjobbinks May 26, 2023
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