Strelaxed

1.)The feeling of being stressed and relaxed
2.)To be relaxing and still feeling overwhelmed
3.)To be calm with a frantic mind
4.) To be confident and self-contradicting to where you are at peace and disturbed
5.) The feeling of most college students in a given situation

I'm laying in bed strelaxed about this semester.
I am strelaxed about my grade.

Strelaxed by RedInk December 4, 2016

Stoleaxed 

When you're stoned out and poleaxed at the same time.

Yo mate I was stoleaxed last night

Stoleaxed by @pushlaffety May 22, 2019

zebra streaked 

this happens when someone shits in a toilet and flushes it and leaves shit streaks around the inside of the toilet bowl.

Person: Who just zebra streaked the toilet?
Response: I think Calvin did it.

zebra streaked by pureperfection85 December 2, 2011

Streamed 

Music or video that is being being played via the internet on either a Computer, Phone or TV.

Replacement word for peed

Something that has gotten mainstream. Usually unexpectedly.

Dave: You catch the news last night.

Charlie: Yeah I Streamed it to my phone last night from work.

Or

Jack: Ohh dude you just spilled soda on my lap.

Harry: nah man you've just streamed.

Or

Alex: You seen how many hits my vid got last night?

Ben: Yeah I'm surprised that Streamed so well.

Streamed by Heff Heff Heff January 9, 2012

surflaxed 

The ultimate level of fucked up

So messed up most it most likely landed you in the hospital

The drummer of the show was so surflaxed he thought he was throwing up blood when it was hot cheetos.

She got so surflaxed off that bong rip we had to call the ambulance.

surflaxed by Brittmh98 August 27, 2020

Sterilaxed 

The process of curing the AIDS virus as realized and created by Lax, one of the smartest BMW M3 owners ever. It simply involves sterilizing everyone, this will cure AIDS according to him. Because he created this revolutionary theory he will be forever honored by the cure for AIDS being named after him.

Yo man, I gots no worries taging that honey raw dog. She and I both got sterilaxed and so we cant get AIDS.

Sterilaxed by Jared VL January 10, 2008

streaked 

when a snapchat conversation reaches maximum boring potential, she will leave you on read for the rest of the day, but will still send you streaks, implying that she doesnt want to talk to you, but still wants to keep a snap streak

Jimmy: yo bro hows it going with emily???
Me: Idk dude ive been really dry with her lately and she streaked me

streaked by abukhaki August 13, 2020