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Sureshed 

Sureshed – adj. Feeling of confusion at 7 am after 3 hours of sleep, wondering where things went wrong and whether you submitted that assignment by 11:59.
I'm sorry I missed the meetings this morning, I was totally Sureshed.
Sureshed by EMBA16 June 24, 2015
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Pretty sure
Person 1: Are we still going to the party?
Person 2: P sure it's at 4:20.
p sure by Busta Dimes May 13, 2015

sure, jan 

"Sure, Jan" is used when you can easily read a family or friend for the filthy liar they are. You say it when you obviously know they are lying but you don't want to call them out in front of everyone. Phrase originated from A Very Brady Sequel.
Marcia- "That's funny, I've never heard of a George Glass at our skül"
Jan- "That's because he's a transfer student. He came in the last week of school. He's really good looking and thinks I'm really cool."
Marcia- "Sure, Jan."
sure, jan by Marcia Glass January 27, 2015
Word of the Day on May 30, 2025

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet 

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.
Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*

Sure Jan 

A phrase coming from the TV show known as the Brady Bunch, in which Jan tells her family about her fake boyfriend George Glass and Marcia replies "Sure Jan"
Marcia- "That's funny, I've never heard of a George Glass at our skül"

Jan- "That's because he's a transfer student. He came in the last week of school. He's really good looking and thinks I'm really cool."

Marcia- "Sure Jan"
Sure Jan by paenacali February 3, 2015

Pibb-sure 

Confident one is correct to the point one is willing to bet cans of soda, especially Mr. Pibb. Part of a betting game established by Mr. K, math teacher.
Mr. K: Are you sure?
Student: Yeah.
Mr. K: But are you Pibb-sure?
Student: Bring it on.
Pibb-sure by Anthony C. Kuhnz October 10, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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