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sorensen
Origins: VIKING
A sorensen is an absolute beast, almost godlike human being descended from the most badass fighters, vikings. You wish you were a sorensen, but your not. Unbelievebly muscular and insanely strong, sorensens are not to be messed with, EVER.
A sorensen is an absolute beast, almost godlike human being descended from the most badass fighters, vikings. You wish you were a sorensen, but your not. Unbelievebly muscular and insanely strong, sorensens are not to be messed with, EVER.
sorensen by VikingBlood July 10, 2010
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Sorensening
Sorensening by nic s March 8, 2017
Shani Sorensen
Assistant choir director for Pius X Highschool. Known for constantly yelling at guys of Spectrum Show Choir, lowering people’s self confidence, causing them to quit and want to never sing again.
John: Hey do you remember Shani Sorensen from Highschool, she directed Spectrum?
Matthew: Oh yah, she’s the reason I quit show choir and singing forever.
John: Same Bro!
Matthew: Oh yah, she’s the reason I quit show choir and singing forever.
John: Same Bro!
Shani Sorensen by bmd1357 June 17, 2020
sister sorensen
CELEBRETY🤩
it was so big i bore my testimony. GOTCHA 😃
oh are you tired :( ITS FRIDAY BUCK UP MAN 😤🤚😃🥲
pros: can write forward, backward and upside down
so SMILELY ( i’m afraid)
pretty bouncy
woke up in the middle of night
hand movements
StOp MoviNg YouR PenSiLs yOuR BUGInG me 😃
you could be a joseph
joseph 👟?
i’m the favorite child
eh?😃🤪
ash TON that’s my bad 🙂
TAKE HIM OUT 🧛🏼 ♀️😤🤪
harlot or a prostotute or a SHH W H O R E 😩
what a ScUmBaG🙄
cons:
none she’s cracky
she’s broke
i’m Going To KiLl you 🔫🧛🏼 ♀️
DUDE get your scriptures🙄
uh uh that’s NOT gonna happen on my watch ⏱👀😤
what kinda BahGy- siblings would do that to each other 😤😩🙄
a moment of pleasure orrrr a hot prince 🤴🏼😘😉
ER OWqen and SHENA 🤪🧛🏼 ♀️
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING SPEAK UP😩
it was so big i bore my testimony. GOTCHA 😃
oh are you tired :( ITS FRIDAY BUCK UP MAN 😤🤚😃🥲
pros: can write forward, backward and upside down
so SMILELY ( i’m afraid)
pretty bouncy
woke up in the middle of night
hand movements
StOp MoviNg YouR PenSiLs yOuR BUGInG me 😃
you could be a joseph
joseph 👟?
i’m the favorite child
eh?😃🤪
ash TON that’s my bad 🙂
TAKE HIM OUT 🧛🏼 ♀️😤🤪
harlot or a prostotute or a SHH W H O R E 😩
what a ScUmBaG🙄
cons:
none she’s cracky
she’s broke
i’m Going To KiLl you 🔫🧛🏼 ♀️
DUDE get your scriptures🙄
uh uh that’s NOT gonna happen on my watch ⏱👀😤
what kinda BahGy- siblings would do that to each other 😤😩🙄
a moment of pleasure orrrr a hot prince 🤴🏼😘😉
ER OWqen and SHENA 🤪🧛🏼 ♀️
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING SPEAK UP😩
sister sorensen by quirky girl🤪 March 11, 2022
Sørensen
Sørensen is a quite common, Scandinavian last name, but if you know a Sørensen, you are a lucky fella. They are an absolutely hilarious mankind, mostly good looking with a tall, perfectly skinny body. The Sørensen of your friends will be the one to go to if you’re sad, in the need of any advice on how to accomplish anything in life or if you’re just simply in the need of a laughter. They are also exeptionally smart, with the answers on almost everything that you must wonder. If you’re in for a party, Sørensen is not hard to convince and will be a guarantee for good vibes in a setting where drama often occurs. Sørensen will put a shadow over the madness of your festivities! On the less positive side, Sørensens are not especially good with the opposite gender, but patience is a key word in their unusually wide vocabulary.
Sørensen by Phasmatidae123 February 5, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.