surenspen 

Hungry but don’t feel like eating

I’m so surenspen, I could go downstairs but it’s so far away
5 minutes after arriving at the restaurant: I’m surenspen so I’ll just get water for now

surenspen by L3520W April 4, 2024

sorensen

Origins: VIKING

A sorensen is an absolute beast, almost godlike human being descended from the most badass fighters, vikings. You wish you were a sorensen, but your not. Unbelievebly muscular and insanely strong, sorensens are not to be messed with, EVER.

Hey that dude is making out with my girl, im gonna mess him up! Lol mate back down he's a sorensen.

sorensen by VikingBlood July 10, 2010

Sorensening 

The act of thinking too deeply into a meme/joke.

"What are the origins?" "Man you're really sorensening me right now."

Sorensening by nic s March 8, 2017

Shani Sorensen 

Assistant choir director for Pius X Highschool. Known for constantly yelling at guys of Spectrum Show Choir, lowering people’s self confidence, causing them to quit and want to never sing again.

John: Hey do you remember Shani Sorensen from Highschool, she directed Spectrum?

Matthew: Oh yah, she’s the reason I quit show choir and singing forever.

John: Same Bro!

Shani Sorensen by bmd1357 June 17, 2020

sister sorensen 

CELEBRETY🤩

it was so big i bore my testimony. GOTCHA 😃

oh are you tired :( ITS FRIDAY BUCK UP MAN 😤🤚😃🥲

pros: can write forward, backward and upside down
so SMILELY ( i’m afraid)
pretty bouncy

woke up in the middle of night
hand movements
StOp MoviNg YouR PenSiLs yOuR BUGInG me 😃
you could be a joseph
joseph 👟?
i’m the favorite child
eh?😃🤪
ash TON that’s my bad 🙂

TAKE HIM OUT 🧛🏼 ♀️😤🤪
harlot or a prostotute or a SHH W H O R E 😩
what a ScUmBaG🙄
cons:
none she’s cracky

she’s broke

i’m Going To KiLl you 🔫🧛🏼 ♀️
DUDE get your scriptures🙄
uh uh that’s NOT gonna happen on my watch ⏱👀😤
what kinda BahGy- siblings would do that to each other 😤😩🙄

a moment of pleasure orrrr a hot prince 🤴🏼😘😉
ER OWqen and SHENA 🤪🧛🏼 ♀️
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING SPEAK UP😩

sister sorensen (celebrity) is very bucked up
son of LEAH 💪🏼
JACOB JUDAH PLEASE

HI MOM

WHAT A MESS

sister sorensen by quirky girl🤪 March 11, 2022

Strespense 

The feeling of stress in the moment of suspense

This strespense is killing me!

Strespense by cbdv May 14, 2018

Sørensen 

Sørensen is a quite common, Scandinavian last name, but if you know a Sørensen, you are a lucky fella. They are an absolutely hilarious mankind, mostly good looking with a tall, perfectly skinny body. The Sørensen of your friends will be the one to go to if you’re sad, in the need of any advice on how to accomplish anything in life or if you’re just simply in the need of a laughter. They are also exeptionally smart, with the answers on almost everything that you must wonder. If you’re in for a party, Sørensen is not hard to convince and will be a guarantee for good vibes in a setting where drama often occurs. Sørensen will put a shadow over the madness of your festivities! On the less positive side, Sørensens are not especially good with the opposite gender, but patience is a key word in their unusually wide vocabulary.

Did you see Sørensen at the dance floor last night? What a legendery human being!

Sørensen by Phasmatidae123 February 5, 2020