Surela is the most amazing person you'll ever meet, shes funny, crazy and is very nice, if you have ever insulted a Surela you've done wrong.
by freakyashton July 11, 2017
Get the surela mug.Suela is the rare gem of all girls, she’s the perfect ooman that you find one day and never let go of for the rest of your life. Suela will cheer you up whenever you’re having a bad day, and she’ll elevate your amazing days even more. She’s the easiest to talk to, and the most fun to hang out with. She’s the ultimate example of a girlfriend who is always your best friend. Every single kiss with her is perfect, especially in the middle of a rainstorm. She can be a savage sometimes, and even when she is, the smile she gives you after saying something never fails to remind you of the crazy amount of love she has for you. Suela is the sexiest girl ever. Even when she thinks she doesn’t look the best, you won’t be able to help but stare in awe at her magnificent beauty. When she’s feeling herself though, you’ll know it, and nothing will make you happier than her looking at herself in the mirror and seeing even a fraction of the perfection in herself that you see on a daily basis. You haven’t lived until you’ve met Suela. Suela gives you life. You won’t go a day without falling into an even deeper love than you ever thought possible. Every day, you’ll rest assured that she’ll hold and protect your heart for the rest of your lives. All you'll want to do is love her and make her smile as much as you possibly can. A single smile from her will make your entire body melt. Suela deserves the best, so if you ever get lucky enough to find her, be the best. Suela is once in a lifetime.
by JustAManInLove January 11, 2018
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Get the Suhela mug.John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!"
John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"
John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"
by Polo January 11, 2008
Get the surely you jest! mug.a beautiful, confident girl who only crushes on the realist. she is loved by everyone, either gender, and is gifted in athletics and music. she is hard to take your eyes off of and knows how to make someone feel very very special...;). she loves guys who are athletic and smart, such as herself, and is friendly to everyone. many see her as a flirt, but really, all guys love her and she is a friend back. sureya is a hard to find type of gal.
"Dang Sureya is so hot, I wish I could date her😍😍😍"
"Yeah, same. She is my one true love."
"She is so athletic and smart... can I be her?"
"Yeah, same. She is my one true love."
"She is so athletic and smart... can I be her?"
by Sky Hudgens June 5, 2016
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Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.
You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
by Milan Mistakey July 28, 2008
Get the Surely Marlarkey mug.A woman who shows interest in sleeping with you without any input by you whatsoever.
After you do a woman a favor and she "owes you one"
A slutty ex-girlfriend who will do you anytime anywhere
After you do a woman a favor and she "owes you one"
A slutty ex-girlfriend who will do you anytime anywhere
After you help a woman jumpstart her car, she's a surebang.
The cashier at the grocery store that always hits on you, she's a surebang.
"Man, she was hitting on you, she's a surebang."
Tim "I can't hook up with anyone"
Chuck "Call Ashley, she's a surebang"
The cashier at the grocery store that always hits on you, she's a surebang.
"Man, she was hitting on you, she's a surebang."
Tim "I can't hook up with anyone"
Chuck "Call Ashley, she's a surebang"
by Thad Neal September 28, 2006
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