supper bowl

n. truly international sport in which adults, sometimes ravaged by disease and crippled by war, attempt to put food on the table. Winners receive a thin smile from their families before playing game again.

I won the supper bowl five times last week but I had to sell my TV to do it so I can't watch the game on Sunday.

supper bowl by gnostic1 February 20, 2011

tom brady wins another supper bowl 

Everyone that is not a PATS fan is calling tom brady a gay fag who likes his own ball deflated

tom brady wins another supper bowl fuck.

tom brady wins another supper bowl by tom brady hater666 January 4, 2020

Super Bowl LII 

FUCK YOU TOM BRADY!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Big Dick Nick castrated Tom Brady live on national television during Super Bowl LII.

Super Bowl LII by BIGGERERBOI February 5, 2018

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Defecating. Loosening of bowels into a porcelain bowl-shaped receptacle.

After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl by Doombot October 21, 2003

Super-Bowl Decathalon 

A super-bowl decathalon is when a group of people smoke a bowl of weed at every college in at UCSC on the night before the super bowl. It is very important that for the activity to be designated as a super-bowl decathalon, the group must come to a stop at every college to smoke, rather than smoking while walking through the college. The group must also walk the entire distance as well as bring a football. The first decathalon to take place was on the night before super bowl XVIV between the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. The group included Freshmen from Stevenson, Kresge, and College 8. The first super bowl decathalon started at Stevenson and ended at Oaks, lasting from 10:15 p.m to 2:30 a.m.

Q: What's goin' on?
A: DECATHALON!!!
Q:What?
A The Super-Bowl Decathalon dumb ass!

Super-Bowl Decathalon by Mr. Plant & Casanova February 7, 2010

taking the browns to the super bowl 

taking a shit.
see also cleveland steamer.

i'm taking the browns to the super bowl, be back in a few minutes.

taking the browns to the super bowl by KRHimself July 24, 2004

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Taking a shit.

Hey, got any reading material, I gotta take the browns to the super bowl.

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl by Agent_Orange March 19, 2004