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superclam

When a woman has a very tight vagina
How to impress a man? Superclam!!!
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supercained

To be supercained is to be temporarily freed of the enslavement of mass consumerism and material wealth. One is rocketed and novacained into a cocoon of nirvanic bliss: a womb-like state of oblivion where care, pain, and external reality cease to exist.

The term has become particularly popular amongst the Hollywood elite; often used to describe the euphoric bliss that occurs shortly after they insufflate a copious helping of high grade cocaine. The celebutantes are, for a brief moment in time, released from the cage of superficiality and disillusionment to which they have been eternally chained.

The origin of the word 'supercained' is often ascribed to the highly dysfunctional gated community: Malibu Colony. However, the word's real roots stem from the novel 'Super-Cannes'; a novel written in 2000 by English author, J.G. Ballard (a.k.a. Bad Boy Ballard).

The novel depicts a real village in Vallaurius, France called Super-Cannes--an Eden-Olympia where the European ultra-elite have gathered in the hills above Cannes, forming a closed society that offers its privileged residents luxury homes, private doctors, private security forces, their own psychiatrists, and other conveniences that only the excessively wealthy can possibly be privy to. Super-Cannes was one of Ballard's final novels before he passed in 2009.
Braxton: "I walked in on my father banging Maddison this morning. Not that it was unexpected. It's not like Maddison was really my girlfriend. I mean we fucked, we went to prom and all, but it's not as if either of us were emotionally attached. I admit, seeing my father defile her anus did piss me off a bit. So I went into my father's adamantium-plated vault, you know, where he keeps his stash of the 'pure' that he thinks I don't know about. He must think I'm some sort of Wolffian Duct degenerate b/c the dipshit couldn't have made the pass-code any more obvious..i mean...he has it tattooed along the sheath of his penis, which he's so fond of flagellating in my presence. Anyways, dove into the never-ending dunes of white surrounding me and SUPERCAINED myself into a blizzard of oblivion, fresh powder and snow flake flying everywhere. Feeling superhuman, I took his mint Ferrari Enzo and drove it off the cliffs past the Mulholland turnpike. Shit went up in flames. I ejected myself of course, escaping unscathed I thought...however, the cocaine must have had a numbing effect b/c my left femur and gastrocnemius have been throbbing for the past hour. Abatement with a dollop of lidocaine and a cortisone injection should remedy the cankle effect that seems to be hemorrhaging at an abnormal rate--which is beginning to make me feel mildly self-conscious. Pass that bowl of Lorna Doones, would you?"
by supercained June 28, 2010
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shrek superslam

Shrek SuperSlam is a fighting game in which many of the popular characters from the Shrek series duke it out in an immersive fanfiction . Recently the game has shown a rebirth in popularity due to the insightful Shrekniques popularised by youtuber UncleBobkins.
"In Shrek SuperSlam, Crumpet Dashing into a Murtag dropped apple is a reliable way to start the infinite."
by Brosting Loaf June 5, 2015
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superlame

A. Super and Lame at the same time. Superior and of the greatest quality, however, appealing more to nerds, geeks, and/or an underground culture, rather than the majority of popular culture.
B. The most extreme form of Lame. The best of the worst.
That nerd has a superlame shirt.
I love that new comic movie, it's superlame.
by counteragent May 29, 2008
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supercalafragalisticexpialadoshus

Word used in song in the movie "Mary Poppins" staring Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke. Winning 5 Oscars, a Golden Globe, and a Grammy, this movie will definitely be withstanding the test of time. It is also a common misconception that "supercalafragalisticexpialadoshus" is an actual word, which is, however, false. It is simply a funny "word" to say, and truely means nothing. However, the movie "Mary Poppins" states that it is something to say, when you do not know what to say.
I don't know what to say, so I'll simply say supercalafragalisticexpialadoshus!
by kraamerXmich May 14, 2010
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SNIPERCLAM

A collection of toxic faggots that think they're good at games but only use it to validate their useless lives that they live in.
1)Have you heard of SNIPERCLAM
2) Ah you mean those weebs who talk about Naruto every night and live in their mother's basement
1) Yea I heard one of them lived in his mothers closet too.
by AanakinManakin September 30, 2018
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supercalafragalisticexpealadotious

something that you say when theres nothing else to say
you find your boyfriend cheating on you...

you say supercalafragalisticexpealadotious ... its over byotch!
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