summonabitch

Bitch on call. Can be summoned intentionally or unintentionally in milliseconds. Her wrath is most frequently felt by her spouse, though she does not discriminate.

I made a comment about laundry from the sofa and bam, there was the summonabitch.

by Reginald Bugalates September 20, 2023

summabitch

A term of endearment for an edgy, staunch, fun, ruff tuff gruff stuff person who ain’t afraid to voice their opinion.

"When you're on the field, you've got to feel like you’re the best summabitch that's out there." - Slingin’ Sammy Baugh

by Geoffrey Robert Brown March 25, 2021

sumofabitch

Black vernacular for son of a bitch. Most recently coined by comedian Bernie Mac.

Lemme tell ya somthing ya sumofabitch.

by Your Mom January 5, 2004