sumerika

They are cute and innocent. They avoid things which might cause problem and are mature. Overall they are great,loyal friends everyone would like to have.

thats sumerika isnt it!? yes!

by meak meak November 23, 2021

Sumerian Tavern Joke

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

Sumeriancore

A sub-genre that describes deathcore bands who are signed to Sumerian Records or bands who have stylistic similarities to these bands. The genre is a mix of technical death metal, deathcore and mathcore. The derivation of the word is unknown, though the most typically accredited source is MetalSucks.net. The website coined the word in early May 2009 when they were discussing the latest Born of Osiris release, one of Sumerian Records's most well-recognized and longest-tenured bands.

"Dude, have you heard the new Veil Of Maya album?"
"Hell yeah man, VOM is the best Sumeriancore band."

by 666\m/HxC\m/666 April 17, 2010

Smerika

She is the most funniest,cheerful,and loyal person you will meet and she I vary beautiful and weird in a good way

Smerika-is Just perfect and amazing

by Rose1011 November 13, 2018

Sumeria

First human civilization.

Sumeria did not last to the modern era, as it died out around 2000 BC.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

Sumerian Piledriver

When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver

i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.

by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010

Sumerian Footjob

Imagine the grimiest, dirtiest, sloppiest footjob of all time. This usually includes the added pleasure of several calluses and the cuts from overgrown toenails.

Mark: Yo Staysie, my girl gave me a Sumerian Footjob last night.

Staysie: How'd it go?

Mark: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I have yellow fever now.

by SepticHornet February 27, 2018