sugartard

An overweight person addicted to candy.

I have to hide all my candy because my friend is a sugartard.

sugartard by jonesberger October 2, 2018

smartard 

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

Sugarboard 

Online chatboard about celebrities, esp royals, that censor critical opinions. Only sugary sweet gushing posts are wanted. Also sugar board, sugah board

2 sorts of sugarboard exist. Fan-sites are upfront about only wanting sugary posts, not dissent. Other sugarboards pretend to allow debate but misuse the rules so they can delete criticism. Posters not getting the hint are told to take their venom elsewhere.

She got banned from that sugarboard for telling the truth about Princess Mary.

Sugarboard by alathea November 18, 2010

supertard 

dumbass, ultra-retard, on a scale that is unparelleled.

"Bernie thought he was large and in charge. That fucking supertard thought he knew everything! Probably why he got canned!"

supertard by rhodeisland1 December 31, 2009

Sugarcandy Mountain 

Moses, who was Mr. Jones's especial pet, claimed to know of the existence of a mysterious country called Sugarcandy Mountain, to which all animals went when they died. It was situated somewhere up in the sky, a little distance beyond the clouds, Moses said. In Sugarcandy Mountain it was Sunday seven days a week, clover was in season all the year round, and lump sugar and linseed cake grew on the hedges.

Mittens went to sugarcandy mountain when Mrs. Doubtfire ran her S.U.V. over him.

Sugarcandy Mountain by Gastronanga May 12, 2006

Sugartarian 

A person who's diet primarily consists of sugary snacks with minimal nutritional intake.

Ashley you should be eating vegetables not smores! Your such a Sugartarian!

Sugartarian by Lilly Bones February 18, 2010

SugarMaddy 

Local small town ho, who lies, cheats and loves older men.
Also known to make false accusations and spread rumours.

Falls in love at the drop of a hat and then uses emotional blackmail to stop the other from leaving.

Likes choking, slapping and being peed on.

Wants to be a cam girl or a stripper, yet gets engaged to someone within a week.

Only asset she has is her saggy big boobs.
Thinks she can sing but sounds like a cat on heat.

See that ho hanging off that old bloke,
she's a total SugarMaddy

SugarMaddy by YeetoOne September 27, 2019