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I have to hide all my candy because my friend is a sugartard.
sugartard by jonesberger October 2, 2018
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smartard 

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others
a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense
smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008
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Sugarboard 

Online chatboard about celebrities, esp royals, that censor critical opinions. Only sugary sweet gushing posts are wanted. Also sugar board, sugah board

2 sorts of sugarboard exist. Fan-sites are upfront about only wanting sugary posts, not dissent. Other sugarboards pretend to allow debate but misuse the rules so they can delete criticism. Posters not getting the hint are told to take their venom elsewhere.
She got banned from that sugarboard for telling the truth about Princess Mary.
Sugarboard by alathea November 18, 2010

supertard 

dumbass, ultra-retard, on a scale that is unparelleled.
"Bernie thought he was large and in charge. That fucking supertard thought he knew everything! Probably why he got canned!"
supertard by rhodeisland1 December 31, 2009

Sugarcandy Mountain 

Moses, who was Mr. Jones's especial pet, claimed to know of the existence of a mysterious country called Sugarcandy Mountain, to which all animals went when they died. It was situated somewhere up in the sky, a little distance beyond the clouds, Moses said. In Sugarcandy Mountain it was Sunday seven days a week, clover was in season all the year round, and lump sugar and linseed cake grew on the hedges.
Mittens went to sugarcandy mountain when Mrs. Doubtfire ran her S.U.V. over him.

Sugartarian 

A person who's diet primarily consists of sugary snacks with minimal nutritional intake.
Ashley you should be eating vegetables not smores! Your such a Sugartarian!
Sugartarian by Lilly Bones February 18, 2010

SugarMaddy 

Local small town ho, who lies, cheats and loves older men.
Also known to make false accusations and spread rumours.

Falls in love at the drop of a hat and then uses emotional blackmail to stop the other from leaving.

Likes choking, slapping and being peed on.

Wants to be a cam girl or a stripper, yet gets engaged to someone within a week.

Only asset she has is her saggy big boobs.
Thinks she can sing but sounds like a cat on heat.
See that ho hanging off that old bloke,
she's a total SugarMaddy
SugarMaddy by YeetoOne September 27, 2019
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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