suckupine 

The cousin of a suckupuss.

Although it socks the soul out the cousin of the suckupuss sucks the soul out.

Ex. That suckupine sucked the shell right off that egg.

suckupine by Dr. David hasslehoff March 25, 2016

Skunkupine

Literally, a fictional creature that is basically a skunk with porcupine quills. Metaphorically, it's a particularly difficult, stressful and painful situation that defies easy solutions.

Man, I wouldn't want to be President of the U.S. right now. It would be like like juggling several live, angry skunkupines.

Skunkupine by helamonster December 4, 2010

Suckiness 

What the other poster said, except that "suckiness" is clearly a noun, not an adjective. Like "kindness" or "carelessness".

The suckiness of the above poster's understanding of basic grammatical terms is quite apparent.

Suckiness by vava2930 June 28, 2010

[suckuppery] 

noun-the fine art of sucking up to another, especially an authority figure

Kevin had perfected his skills of suckuppery by complimenting his hostile teacher and was able to get out of detention.

[suckuppery] by teachergal10 June 13, 2010

suckusin 

The act of getting sucked in to a TV show you didn't intend to watch.

I was flippin' through the channels and I hit some stupid infomercial and I totally got suckusin.

suckusin by Rob Twohy April 5, 2008

duckupine

A species that is half duck and half porcupine. This animal is a rare occurrence and only is born when a blonde, white, female YouTuber is left alone in her bathroom for 48+ hours.

“My duckupine’s name is Carl,” said Simone Giertz.

duckupine by Lil Diabeetus June 12, 2018

suckiness 

1. (noun) derived from the word suck that means not good or simply put... bad.

2. (noun) emphasizes something that is really really sucky/lame/crappy/terrible/yucky without the sexual innuendos that comes with the word suck.

1. Popular "cool" people suck a lot ...like their level of suckiness reaches new boundaries when they act like they're special and everyone else is a lesser person.

2. So yeah, suck on that suckiness of yours, you motherf*cking sucker.

suckiness by Tesaffrey April 24, 2014