duckupine

A species that is half duck and half porcupine. This animal is a rare occurrence and only is born when a blonde, white, female YouTuber is left alone in her bathroom for 48+ hours.

“My duckupine’s name is Carl,” said Simone Giertz.

duckupine by Lil Diabeetus June 12, 2018

dorkupine 

simply, a dork-like person. it rhymed.

porcupine? no, dorkupine.

dorkupine by fuckingay January 20, 2007

dickupine 

A dickupine is a rather elusive beast. Dickupines are created when a women has had so many penises stuck into her over the years that if they were sticking out she would in fact look like a porcupine. Thus the dickupine was born.

Fred: Did you see Dick Whites wife?
Charles: Yeah she is a total Dickupine.
Fred: I know man I wish females came with the number stamped into their foreheads.
Charles: No kidding at least you would know how many dicks have been in them.

dickupine by Pimpintology January 25, 2014

dickupinyobooty 

dickupinyobooty is the best person and gayest person alive. she’s funnier than u and if ur not friends with her your life is fucking sucks. Her edits are better than urs.

“hey have you heard of dickupinyobooty?” “Hell yeah! she has amazing Humor and she’s better than u!”

dickupinyobooty by dickupinyobooty fanpage March 5, 2023

duckpin

An adopted penguin. Often confuses knives for umbrellas.

Duckpin sure doesn't know.

duckpin by HAMLORD January 19, 2007

suckupine 

The cousin of a suckupuss.

Although it socks the soul out the cousin of the suckupuss sucks the soul out.

Ex. That suckupine sucked the shell right off that egg.

suckupine by Dr. David hasslehoff March 25, 2016

Dorkupine 

When you want to call someone foolish, but it has to rhyme with "porcupine".

"You're such a dorkupine"

Dorkupine by ur.a.dorkupine January 25, 2022