Snackpocalypse

The end of the world caused by people eating too much junk food resulting in any of the following:

a. The over-consumption of all the resources on the planet; resulting in eventual starvation of everyone; or

b. The imbalance of weight on certain continents which will, in turn, stop the earth from rotating which will cause:

i. Gravity to stop working

ii. The atmosphere to disappate

iii. One side of the earth to be perpetually freezing and the other side to be perpetually hot

resulting in the death of all humans.

Someone is going to have to do something about that families diet. If we dont stop them soon they will bring about the snackpocalypse.

by Anthony Swann June 20, 2011

snarkpocalypse

Continuous flow of snide, shitty remarks, and bitch talk on FB news feed us just a snarkpocalypse.

sarcasm assholes jerkssnarkpocalypse

by bentryin November 18, 2013

suckpocalypse

When the world doesn't actually end, but everything sucks in everyone's lives on the globe.

Quarantines issued after the COVID-19 outbreak brought a serious suckpocalypse.

by D. D. Morgan April 16, 2020

snapocalypse

A “roast” that was so mean and good that the opposing person commits s-ic-de.

When Marcus dropped that snapocalypse, even his toughest rival knew they’d just been totally demolished.

by Wasauce July 4, 2025