suckmare

A dream that you have that's not scary like a nightmare, but it's a really depressing dream.

I dreamed that my pet dog didn't even recognize who I was. Sure, it seems tame, but after thinking about it, it was really sad. What a suckmare.

by W.S.P March 6, 2011

Suckmarine

When you get an underwater blowjob

"Dude guess what!"
"What?"
"Salamander gave me a suckmarine."

by djohn69 May 2, 2018

Suckmate

Forced mate involving luring the king to the opposite side of the board

Person 1: No, its forced Suckmate in 12!

by christ_rossi May 1, 2023

suckware

Software that sucks. Used to express a negative opinion regarding a piece of software's usefulness, cost, interface, functionality, integrity, etc. Spyware, adware, nagware, and bloatware are all more specific forms of suckware.

I got a new PC the other day, but I had to reformat because it came loaded with suckware.

I can't believe I paid a corporation for suckware when I could have gotten better software for free!

The new version is suckware compared to the old one.

by RasterBrigsby March 26, 2011

suckmore

term for sophomore. used by upper classmen showing that all sophomore are lame.

i hate all the suckmores at our school. they're so lame

by hahahahahhhah October 9, 2008

Suckmate

Suckmate generally refers to a situation that simply sucks. However Suckmate more closely resembles a situation in which you can't escape without falling into more suck. Suckmate is a portmanteau of the words Suck and Checkmate.

Jeremy: Dude, I am so bored right now.

Jonathon: We're partying tonight, want to come?

Jeremy: Can't, don't have a car tonight.

Jonathon: Oh, I'll give you a ride.

Jeremy: Eh, that won't work either, if I don't get my Essay in my 'rents will ground me.

Jonathon: Well, dude, give Shawna a call.

Jeremy: We broke up...

Jonathon: Well, dude... Suckmate, you win.

by The Hammer of Wisconsin September 8, 2009