suckware

Software that sucks. Used to express a negative opinion regarding a piece of software's usefulness, cost, interface, functionality, integrity, etc. Spyware, adware, nagware, and bloatware are all more specific forms of suckware.

I got a new PC the other day, but I had to reformat because it came loaded with suckware.

I can't believe I paid a corporation for suckware when I could have gotten better software for free!

The new version is suckware compared to the old one.

by RasterBrigsby March 26, 2011

Suckwake

1) Someone who while wakeboarding or waterskiing falls and forgets to let go of the rope. That person is therefore dragged behind the boat, literally sucking the wake.

2) a term for an extremely unintelligent person, incapable of making correct decisions

1) How much water do you think the suckwake swallowed that time? He still never lets go of the rope.

2) Dude, my buddy is such a suckwake! Last week he set himself on fire trying to smoke and siphon gasoline at the same time!

by guinness4blood February 10, 2010

suckmare

A dream that you have that's not scary like a nightmare, but it's a really depressing dream.

I dreamed that my pet dog didn't even recognize who I was. Sure, it seems tame, but after thinking about it, it was really sad. What a suckmare.

by W.S.P March 6, 2011

Stuckware

An alternative and arguably catchier way of saying "Potentially Unwanted Programs" or PUPs. This refers to software which intentionally makes itself difficult to remove entirely, often the only way to truly get rid of it is to reinstall your entire operating system. Although mainly used to refer to software downloaded in bundles from fake download buttons, invasive DRM platforms from large software corporations such as Adobe and Autodesk also fall under the term.

Should've never let my nephew borrow my laptop, now my storage disk is stuffed to the brim with stuckware.

by unknown_user351 July 27, 2022