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Suckdickbrah?

Asking someone if they suck dick, usually used several times in a row in different ways to shy away or anger people
Person 1: hey brah, suckdickbrah?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: suckdickbrah? white dick brah?
Person 2: huh
Person 3: LOL SUCKDICKBRAH???
Person 2: goes offline

Person 1:hey brah suckdickbrah?
Person 2: shut the fuck up cunt
Person 1: suck..dick...brah??
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT!!
Suckdickbrah? by suckdickbrah November 14, 2017

sucked into the lie 

Consumer literature folded into "the pill" or an IUD container claims these technologies prevent-conception.

LIE

These technologies prevent-pregnancy-from-CONTINUING
Don't get sucked into the lie: true sexual intimacy is open to the gift of children, as the physiological potential for children is not removed.

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

Sucked paint 

A term used to describe sucking toes.
Yo I sucked paint off Ashley's toes last night!
Sucked paint by Hom2436 January 14, 2018

Suckdroid 

The girl who all the guys go to for a blowjob, because she indiscriminately sucks the cock - of anyone who puts there coin in her coin slot.
Cindy is such a suckdroid’ said Daniel Parnell
Suckdroid by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020

Face like a half sucked mango 

An Australian term for a woman with a very unattractive face.
Ian- "Hey check out Helen, she has an amazing body"
Kevin- "Yeah but she has a face like a half sucked mango"