suburgatory

Life in the suburbs. The complete opposite of urban life. Slow, boring and dull. What most American's subccumb to, when they hit the age of 35.

We decided we needed a break from our life in Chicago for the weekend, so we headed north to suburgatory

by DJ Scratchy Patch October 14, 2011

subjugate

(transitive verb)

1) to bring under control and governance as a subject : conquer

2) to make submissive : subdue

— sub·ju·ga·tion\ˌsəb-ji-ˈgā-shən\ noun
— sub·ju·ga·tor\ˈsəb-ji-ˌgā-tər\ noun

1) I subjugated that baby seal pup on the icefloat with a blunt splintered club.

by fuct_ November 15, 2010

subjugate

The act of a person pissing into the mouth of another person.

John was so drunk that he subjugated in his friend's mouth.

by louis forwood March 16, 2016

Subergatory

When living in the Suburbs becomes a life of staying in the same place , day after day, year after year and nothing changes.
And you start wondering if anything WILL actually change. But, it gets even more mundane.

Passport used monthly. Glam squad for weekly parties. Hired helped to maximize sleep and allow time for beauty treatments. NOW, subergatory means married with kid and living in a cul de sac where neighbors are boring , going to stores and doing errands yourself are the New norm. No more treatments and no more high end shopping OR Stilletoes

by I pee glitter January 6, 2019