suburgatory 

Life in the suburbs. The complete opposite of urban life. Slow, boring and dull. What most American's subccumb to, when they hit the age of 35.

We decided we needed a break from our life in Chicago for the weekend, so we headed north to suburgatory

suburgatory by DJ Scratchy Patch October 14, 2011

Snurgatory 

The state of limbo in which one finds oneself unable to either sneeze, or let the sneeze fully pass.

My nose tingled for a solid two minutes before I sneezed and exited snurgatory.

Snurgatory by Portel May 12, 2014

Suburbatory 

Residential area of temporary punishment.

Renee couldn't wait to move out of suburbatory.

Suburbatory by Qty1974 July 7, 2009

surgatory 

A place where surgeons go when they're somewhat dead. Basically like a purgatory.

When Meredith Grey from Grey's Anatomy drowned in the Elliot Bay she was stuck in surgatory with former patients.

surgatory by windsorrosie215 November 7, 2007

Subergatory 

When living in the Suburbs becomes a life of staying in the same place , day after day, year after year and nothing changes.
And you start wondering if anything WILL actually change. But, it gets even more mundane.

Passport used monthly. Glam squad for weekly parties. Hired helped to maximize sleep and allow time for beauty treatments. NOW, subergatory means married with kid and living in a cul de sac where neighbors are boring , going to stores and doing errands yourself are the New norm. No more treatments and no more high end shopping OR Stilletoes

Subergatory by I pee glitter January 6, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019