Security Guard 1: The little punk is skipping again... last week I caught him trying to steal a bob marley cd at Best Buy. I also found a dime bag of marijuana on him!
Security guard 2: Gasp! Call for back up!!!
Lets trespass this punk!
1.Spectacular Pro Owning is its full name, abbreviated to Spwning, obviously its defintion is to beat someone(usually in a computer game based environment although is also used in several other places) to such a high extent that it drives them to the grave with embarrassment.
To such a point that they'd wish they'd never picked that controller up, or even looked at you.
2.Spwning can only be acheived with a fair witness to support the player's cry for Spwnage. And Spwnage can only occur if the opposition has been shredded of every last teaspoon of dignity. Such as repeatedly pwning the player, rematch after rematch.
3.Can also be called Spwning.
1."OMgZZZZzz JuSZ PwNd THs N0oB tO tHE Max"
"I know Dude THAT was SuM extRemeE SPWNING I SAw"
2.person1:"dude are these meatballs an spaghetti-o's im eating?!"
person2:"no u N0oB, rOfL ThaTs ThE waStE in ThE SiNk Pipes!!"
person3:"!!!SPWNAGE!!!!!
person1:"0_o"
A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.