stwnage

Kinda like "pwnage" but usually with more "oomph". Can also be used for when someone gets their ass kicked by a stoner.

Guy: I JUZT WH00P3D Y0' AZZ! PWN4G3!
Guy 2: nO, M4N, Y0U M34N, STWNAGE!
Guy 3: Fuckin' n00bs...

stwnage by Schizophrenic January 28, 2008

stonage 

The cause of the stupid things you do while your high on marijuana

dave:"Dude you spilled my drink on my playstation biatch" roger: "Sorry man its the stonage"

stonage by Brad May 17, 2004

stonage 

being really high on marijuana!

stoner #1: It aint dat serious dude...you can stop laughing now...

stoner #2: *continues to laugh now even harder*

stoner #1: damnn kidd! thats some serious stonage!

stonage by Eddie Acevedo April 2, 2008

Spwnage 

The act of "pwning" some with a spoon.

That game of spoon assasain was the spwnage!

Spwnage by Matt krav July 19, 2006

Stonager 

Your typical teenage high school kid that gets stoned and slacks off all day.

Security guard 1: We got a stonager going into spencers.

Security guard 2: Shouldnt he be in school right now?

Security Guard 1: The little punk is skipping again... last week I caught him trying to steal a bob marley cd at Best Buy. I also found a dime bag of marijuana on him!

Security guard 2: Gasp! Call for back up!!!
Lets trespass this punk!

Stonager by YumYum69 March 11, 2009

spwnage 

1.Spectacular Pro Owning is its full name, abbreviated to Spwning, obviously its defintion is to beat someone(usually in a computer game based environment although is also used in several other places) to such a high extent that it drives them to the grave with embarrassment.
To such a point that they'd wish they'd never picked that controller up, or even looked at you.

2.Spwning can only be acheived with a fair witness to support the player's cry for Spwnage. And Spwnage can only occur if the opposition has been shredded of every last teaspoon of dignity. Such as repeatedly pwning the player, rematch after rematch.

3.Can also be called Spwning.

1."OMgZZZZzz JuSZ PwNd THs N0oB tO tHE Max"
"I know Dude THAT was SuM extRemeE SPWNING I SAw"

2.person1:"dude are these meatballs an spaghetti-o's im eating?!"
person2:"no u N0oB, rOfL ThaTs ThE waStE in ThE SiNk Pipes!!"
person3:"!!!SPWNAGE!!!!!
person1:"0_o"

3. Kills Deaths

player1 634 -6 (wTf?)

player2 1.5 9999999999999999##9[$%^errortoohigh

spwnage by Cmeister & Treeboy. June 11, 2006

stonager 

A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.

stonager by Jim Inman August 19, 2006