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The state of being "thoroughly owned like Sony is"
The FBI is now eating major sownage by anonymous.
sownage by jojojojojojojojojofred November 30, 2011
Related Words
The act of "pwning" some with a spoon.
That game of spoon assasain was the spwnage!
Spwnage by Matt krav July 19, 2006
Kinda like "pwnage" but usually with more "oomph". Can also be used for when someone gets their ass kicked by a stoner.
Guy: I JUZT WH00P3D Y0' AZZ! PWN4G3!
Guy 2: nO, M4N, Y0U M34N, STWNAGE!
Guy 3: Fuckin' n00bs...
stwnage by Schizophrenic January 28, 2008

Spownage 

when you are superbly pwned
when someone is worse than a noob and you whip their butt in a game of anything and everything and you can victoriously scream "spownage!!!!!" and annihilate their feelings
Spownage by bjoara January 25, 2009
The act of being close enough to a person to be treated as a son
The amount of sonnage between me and Mr. G is very high.
sonnage by greatjay23 December 28, 2015
1.Spectacular Pro Owning is its full name, abbreviated to Spwning, obviously its defintion is to beat someone(usually in a computer game based environment although is also used in several other places) to such a high extent that it drives them to the grave with embarrassment.
To such a point that they'd wish they'd never picked that controller up, or even looked at you.

2.Spwning can only be acheived with a fair witness to support the player's cry for Spwnage. And Spwnage can only occur if the opposition has been shredded of every last teaspoon of dignity. Such as repeatedly pwning the player, rematch after rematch.

3.Can also be called Spwning.
1."OMgZZZZzz JuSZ PwNd THs N0oB tO tHE Max"
"I know Dude THAT was SuM extRemeE SPWNING I SAw"

2.person1:"dude are these meatballs an spaghetti-o's im eating?!"
person2:"no u N0oB, rOfL ThaTs ThE waStE in ThE SiNk Pipes!!"
person3:"!!!SPWNAGE!!!!!
person1:"0_o"

3. Kills Deaths

player1 634 -6 (wTf?)

player2 1.5 9999999999999999##9$%^errortoohigh
spwnage by Cmeister & Treeboy. June 11, 2006