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Scurfball 

A Scurfball is defined as a person who hasn't washed their hair in weeks, smokes 2 packs of cigarettes daily, has missing teeth and drinks two 12 packs of beer a day. Every other word is "fuck this" and "fuck that" and their breath smells like the inside of an asshole. A Scurfball consumes large quantities of McDonalds food and does not brush their teeth ever. They have large beer guts and are most likely hardcore Nascar fans.
"Bertha, when are them-there fucking cheese fries gonna be fucking done?! I've been waiting for those motha fuckers for an hour, bitch! My beers running out, my cigs are runnin’ low and I can't be waitin' around any fuckin' longer. I've got some Nascar to be watchin!"....."Harry, you and your fucking Nascar! Why don't you go take a shower and wash that dirty fucking hair, you dumb fucking scurfball!
Scurfball by cheezy macaroni June 1, 2011
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Scartball 

Scartball is a sport invented in the late 90s in Boone, North Carolina. The Scartball in question is a Wal-Mart toy-section style fun-ball, usually found in those giant bins with shrek or barbie or something on them. Scartball is played on a tennis (scartball) court. The use of hands is not allowed, although the use of whiskey is encouraged. Games are played to 11, and you must win by 2 points.
Let's head up to the swim complex and bust out some scartball.
Scartball by Rgasm May 2, 2009

snarfball 

A game of pool that involves many dollar bills. The rules of the game are as follows: The balls must be pocketed in order from 1 to 15. If the shooter does not hit the next ball in order FIRST then he must put a dollar on the table, anywhere, and in any form. The ball does not have to be pocketed, just as long as the next ball in line is hit first before anything else. A scratch results in a dollar being put on the table. Hitting the wrong ball in order results in a dollar being put on the table. Person to pocket the last ball wins the amount of dollars on the tables.
Wanna play snarfball tonight?
Sure.
snarfball by jameslegs March 13, 2011
A slimy rotten, stinky, dufus of a person whom you hate with a passion. A dirtball whom you'd rather shoot than spend any time with.
That rotten scumball just cut me off! The Freak! He deserves to die!
scumball by Drew Switala August 18, 2005
Referring to a Disgusting, or uninviting individual.
“I would have never thought such a woman could end up being a scuzzball”
Scuzzball by Network Rico February 23, 2020

Smurfball 

The act of blowing papa smurf and then snowballing with a shipmate
Listerine couldn't get the blue out of my mouth after my shipmate smurfballed me.
Smurfball by TM1 July 27, 2011
A slang term referring to a persons appearance. People who are Scuzzballs are shady, baldheaded, slim, pedophiles who try to get a younger person to believe them or go out with them.
Look at that beatneck Scuzzball over there trying to get laid, aww FAIL.

Hey look a Scuzzball is on Dateline NBC: To Catch A Predator.

Scuzzballs get raped by Pedobear for trying to act like him.
Scuzzball by Meankookoo-again July 15, 2009