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stupitard 

A person of average intelligence with a lifestyle of playing the fool or acting like an idiot. This is probably due to a need for attention. Not to be confused with a clown that acts like an idiot temporarily for comedy's sake.
He is so annoying, he always asks the most ridiculous questions, fucking stupitard!
stupitard by freedom boy June 25, 2009

Squidtardo 

A noun. Squidtardo affectionately refers to a dear friend prone to doing/saying things that are 'retarded' (in an endearing sense). The word also represents the subject's propensity to fail to accompany friends on outings when they really want he or she to do so. Therefore, they are also 'the suckiest thing in the world' - a squid.
You're not coming to dim sum and karaoke tonight 'cause you hurt your knee working at the supermarket? You are such a Squidtardo!
Squidtardo by PeachyK January 9, 2011
What a SmartCar should be called(idk why the fuck people piss their money away buying those stupid fucking pieces of useless shit)
Who's going to win, SmartCar or semi

Answer: SmartCar is toast. You get an 85,000lb KW, you'll cream a StupidCar
stupidcar by F550 Powerstroke January 19, 2014

Stupiditarded 

A term first coined by The Distressed Watcher (A.K.A The amazing Atheist) to describe the glitter skin transformation of a vampire in direct sunlight while reviewing the movie Twilight. It blends the words "Stupidity" and "Retarded" into a stronger negative adjective.
Carlos Mencia's attempts at comedy are Stupiditarded, if not an abomination.
Stupiditarded by Sodomized Lunchbox November 21, 2010

Stupitard 

With all of the morons today, you get ones who stand out above all the rest. They're the special shine types who you can only associate with the top crust to describe people or animals that are ugly inside and out. Can't be fixed or helped.
My stupitard dog just ran out in the street again turning in circles barking at the sky.

Shine is such a shiny stupitard. She thinks only selected people get to vote.
Stupitard by KDanGer December 15, 2013

Stuptard 

You're such a stuptard.
Stuptard by KiMugga January 25, 2014
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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