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stupitard 

A person of average intelligence with a lifestyle of playing the fool or acting like an idiot. This is probably due to a need for attention. Not to be confused with a clown that acts like an idiot temporarily for comedy's sake.
He is so annoying, he always asks the most ridiculous questions, fucking stupitard!
stupitard by freedom boy June 25, 2009

supertard 

dumbass, ultra-retard, on a scale that is unparelleled.
"Bernie thought he was large and in charge. That fucking supertard thought he knew everything! Probably why he got canned!"
supertard by rhodeisland1 December 31, 2009

superturd 

A turd so humongous that it cannot be deposited into a regular toilet.
Once he realized he had passed a superturd, he was perplexed as to how he would deal with the shocking aftermath.
superturd by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

Superbard 

A bizarre and uniquely peculiar refuge of caricatures and splendor that suddenly, and with no warning, ceases to exist or disappears.
Every day Edd would head down to his favorite local pub, until one day he arrived but, like a superbard, it was gone - closed forever.
Superbard by Lord X the Maverick March 20, 2008

Stupitard 

With all of the morons today, you get ones who stand out above all the rest. They're the special shine types who you can only associate with the top crust to describe people or animals that are ugly inside and out. Can't be fixed or helped.
My stupitard dog just ran out in the street again turning in circles barking at the sky.

Shine is such a shiny stupitard. She thinks only selected people get to vote.
Stupitard by KDanGer December 15, 2013

Stuptard 

You're such a stuptard.
Stuptard by KiMugga January 25, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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