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Squidtarded

An act where a squid squirts ink onto the fisherman catching said squid. Or squirts ink onto another crew member, particularly if the ink hits their face.
Steve got squidtarded while out fishing yesterday and the stains are still visible. Try using a net to stop the chance of getting squidtarded.
by ReBait January 26, 2023
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Squitarted

When you're so retarted, that you're IQ is that of a squid.
Did you hear what Johnny said yesterday?
Yeah, it was so squitarted.

She was so squitarted cause she wanted to play the mayonaise for her school band.
by SquitartedSyd December 31, 2018
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Squidtardo

A noun. Squidtardo affectionately refers to a dear friend prone to doing/saying things that are 'retarded' (in an endearing sense). The word also represents the subject's propensity to fail to accompany friends on outings when they really want he or she to do so. Therefore, they are also 'the suckiest thing in the world' - a squid.
You're not coming to dim sum and karaoke tonight 'cause you hurt your knee working at the supermarket? You are such a Squidtardo!
by PeachyK January 9, 2011
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Squidturdeous

Yup that’s Squidturdeous. He’s so gay.
by Supadoo November 14, 2021
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