Squidtarded 

An act where a squid squirts ink onto the fisherman catching said squid. Or squirts ink onto another crew member, particularly if the ink hits their face.

Steve got squidtarded while out fishing yesterday and the stains are still visible. Try using a net to stop the chance of getting squidtarded.

Squidtarded by ReBait January 26, 2023

Squitarted 

When you're so retarted, that you're IQ is that of a squid.

Did you hear what Johnny said yesterday?
Yeah, it was so squitarted.

She was so squitarted cause she wanted to play the mayonaise for her school band.

Squitarted by SquitartedSyd December 31, 2018

Squidtardo 

A noun. Squidtardo affectionately refers to a dear friend prone to doing/saying things that are 'retarded' (in an endearing sense). The word also represents the subject's propensity to fail to accompany friends on outings when they really want he or she to do so. Therefore, they are also 'the suckiest thing in the world' - a squid.

You're not coming to dim sum and karaoke tonight 'cause you hurt your knee working at the supermarket? You are such a Squidtardo!

Squidtardo by PeachyK January 9, 2011

Squidturdeous 

Gay

Yup that’s Squidturdeous. He’s so gay.

Squidturdeous by Supadoo November 14, 2021