(the high schools' psychopathic jackass walks up to a student who is forcefully trying to open a locker)

logan echolls: dude, what the hell are you doing?

john smith: ugh! tryna open my locker.. it wont budge!

logan echolls: maybe cuz its .. MY locker?! stupidsauce!

(and smashes him into a guy named dick)

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak