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stucktape by bobmandude April 21, 2015
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Jewish Stocktake
The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.
Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."
Jewish Stocktake by extheist April 12, 2009
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stuckage
The obese construction worker is experiencing stuckage in the manhole. He can neither get in or out.
In constipation, intestinal blockage is caused by poop stuckage.
In constipation, intestinal blockage is caused by poop stuckage.
stuckage by urbanrants February 20, 2010
Stecktater
Kid 1: “Dude! My Science teacher is such a Stecktater!”
Kid 2: “Dudeee! Yeah, so is my Language Arts teacher!”
Kid 2: “Dudeee! Yeah, so is my Language Arts teacher!”
Stecktater by PrincepsRed January 18, 2018
Stuckware
An alternative and arguably catchier way of saying "Potentially Unwanted Programs" or PUPs. This refers to software which intentionally makes itself difficult to remove entirely, often the only way to truly get rid of it is to reinstall your entire operating system. Although mainly used to refer to software downloaded in bundles from fake download buttons, invasive DRM platforms from large software corporations such as Adobe and Autodesk also fall under the term.
Should've never let my nephew borrow my laptop, now my storage disk is stuffed to the brim with stuckware.
Stuckware by unknown_user351 July 27, 2022
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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