stucktape 

When duct tape gets stuck to itself.

Shit. I got stucktape.

stucktape by bobmandude April 21, 2015

Jewish Stocktake 

The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.

Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."

Jewish Stocktake by extheist April 12, 2009

stuckage 

The state of an object being stuck while it is also blocking something.

The obese construction worker is experiencing stuckage in the manhole. He can neither get in or out.

In constipation, intestinal blockage is caused by poop stuckage.

stuckage by urbanrants February 20, 2010

Stecktater 

Usually a nickname for a teacher who’s really tough, but actually really nice.

Kid 1: “Dude! My Science teacher is such a Stecktater!”

Kid 2: “Dudeee! Yeah, so is my Language Arts teacher!”

Stecktater by PrincepsRed January 18, 2018

Stuckware 

An alternative and arguably catchier way of saying "Potentially Unwanted Programs" or PUPs. This refers to software which intentionally makes itself difficult to remove entirely, often the only way to truly get rid of it is to reinstall your entire operating system. Although mainly used to refer to software downloaded in bundles from fake download buttons, invasive DRM platforms from large software corporations such as Adobe and Autodesk also fall under the term.

Should've never let my nephew borrow my laptop, now my storage disk is stuffed to the brim with stuckware.

Stuckware by unknown_user351 July 27, 2022