Stuckware 

An alternative and arguably catchier way of saying "Potentially Unwanted Programs" or PUPs. This refers to software which intentionally makes itself difficult to remove entirely, often the only way to truly get rid of it is to reinstall your entire operating system. Although mainly used to refer to software downloaded in bundles from fake download buttons, invasive DRM platforms from large software corporations such as Adobe and Autodesk also fall under the term.

Should've never let my nephew borrow my laptop, now my storage disk is stuffed to the brim with stuckware.

Stuckware by unknown_user351 July 27, 2022

Suckwake 

1) Someone who while wakeboarding or waterskiing falls and forgets to let go of the rope. That person is therefore dragged behind the boat, literally sucking the wake.

2) a term for an extremely unintelligent person, incapable of making correct decisions

1) How much water do you think the suckwake swallowed that time? He still never lets go of the rope.

2) Dude, my buddy is such a suckwake! Last week he set himself on fire trying to smoke and siphon gasoline at the same time!

Suckwake by guinness4blood February 10, 2010

slackware 

A linux distribution distinguished by being particularly "bare-bones" Also well known for good security right out of the box.

My RedHat box got rooted, so I switched to slackware.

slackware by Glyn Devine May 18, 2003

slackware 

Better than red hat but harder initaly to learn.

Works great and is recomended greatly in computer security.

slackware by slack July 11, 2003

slackware 

The best, fastest, simplest, oldest, most secure, and most UNIX-like distribution of Linux.

I use Slackware on my box. Better dead than Red(Hat)

slackware by RucasRiot February 17, 2004

stucktape 

When duct tape gets stuck to itself.

Shit. I got stucktape.

stucktape by bobmandude April 21, 2015

Slackware 

An open-source, free Linux distribution started in 1993 by Patrick Volkerding. Noted to be Unix-like, and includes desktop environments, server software, and terminal software from the CDs.
Comes as a four-CD set, though just one can be used to have a terminal-style installation. Disc two contains the desktop environment and a bootable rescue disk.

My Slackware server has served me well.

Slackware by Davus December 14, 2004