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Stupekitis

An incredibly rare epithelial (skin) disease (only occurring in males) that enlargens the pores on the skin of the genitals and causes the skin of the penis and scrotum to be very oily and fragile. This is often accompanied by a painful rash that extends the entire length of the penis, which requires prescription cream in order to relieve the pain and prevent further tissue damage. This generally prevents victims from being able to use their genitals in sexual intercourse and other activities of that nature.
Have you seen Brian's penis?

Yeah, it's pretty gross. I think he has Stupekitis.
Stupekitis by Foquiesha Jones May 14, 2009
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A stubear likes to spend most its day hibernating with other creatures such as pandas and smirstens. If you find a stubear be sure to keep them chirpy by feeding them their favourite food cheese. Stubears tend to be very cuddly, funny and cute and like to be looked after. However, they stubears are also very rare so you'd be extrremly lucky to come across one.
'I've got to go home now to feed my stubear'
'...I wish I had a stubear'
Stubear by wursty October 15, 2011
The most satisfying sexual position known to man. Known to give wemon pleasure for months later.
"Man did you hear Josh givin her the stuber last night she was moaning for hours."

"Dude you have got to teach me the stuber my girlfreind is beggin for it."
stuber by sweetness1234444333 June 12, 2007
North German (Stüber): variant of Stoever. German: habitational name for someone from a place called Stuben in Württemberg. German: occupational name for the owner/operator of a public gathering place or room, such as a guild room, tavern, or inn, from Middle High German stube ‘heatable room’ + the agent suffix -er.
Teacher: "Stuber?"
Random Name Stuber: "Here/Present"
Stuber by George Floyde August 6, 2020
Meaning stupid cubed. If you are trying to explain someone or something that is really stupid and saying stupid just doesn't justify it, try using stube.
"Dumb and Dumber" was a great movie, but the person that decided to make "Dumber and Dumberer, When Harry Met Lloyd" was a real stube.
stube by Gary Corriston December 27, 2006

stubknob 

An instance in which a woman is so unattractive, that instead of accumulating an erection, your genitalia retracts into your body, thus creating a black hole and swallowing existence as we know it.
Tyrone: Damn that bítch fiiiiiine!
Daquan: What you talkin bout. Dat ho?She finna gimme a STUBKNOB!
stubknob by BíchNïgä December 1, 2016
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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