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Stupekitis

An incredibly rare epithelial (skin) disease (only occurring in males) that enlargens the pores on the skin of the genitals and causes the skin of the penis and scrotum to be very oily and fragile. This is often accompanied by a painful rash that extends the entire length of the penis, which requires prescription cream in order to relieve the pain and prevent further tissue damage. This generally prevents victims from being able to use their genitals in sexual intercourse and other activities of that nature.
Have you seen Brian's penis?

Yeah, it's pretty gross. I think he has Stupekitis.
Stupekitis by Foquiesha Jones May 14, 2009
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Stupiditis

An infection caused by a borderline retarded human saying something so fucking stupid it destroys the laws of disease and infects you with his own stupidity. It also makes your balls smell like damp cardboard
What you just said gave me stupiditis you absolute goober
Stupiditis by Yes,masta September 29, 2019
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stupiditis

A serious illness contracted by those of the world with an inability to add up numbers without reverting to completely ridiculous attempts at mathematics. It has become apparent that Stupiditis is spreading and the world is covered in sufferers of this illness and they should all be put down like the mentally challenged sad bags they are.
That guy has Stupiditis
Pretty sure 2+2 is still 4, damn your Stupiditis is bad
How come when you open your mouth, it sounds like Stupiditis is coming out?
stupiditis by honneamise November 26, 2018

Stuparitism 

(Stew-par-re-tism)
The act of looking stupid, dumb, ignorant, dumpy, lazy, retarded, not smart (under any circumstances), or just plain out gay.
Nicholas:God Damn it, John had a look of stuparitism all the way threw that meeting. I could bearly keep my laughter contained!

stupiditise 

when someone is stupid and it starts affecting you
person A: BLABLABLA I LIKE TO EAT SHIT

person B: dude stop

person A: OY MATE WHATS CRACKELAKING

person B: eehhhhh YAA MATE IM JOST FAAIN BLE BLE BLE

person B: GOT DAMNET PERSON A YOU STUPIDITISE (ed) ME
stupiditise by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018
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