Stupekitis

An incredibly rare epithelial (skin) disease (only occurring in males) that enlargens the pores on the skin of the genitals and causes the skin of the penis and scrotum to be very oily and fragile. This is often accompanied by a painful rash that extends the entire length of the penis, which requires prescription cream in order to relieve the pain and prevent further tissue damage. This generally prevents victims from being able to use their genitals in sexual intercourse and other activities of that nature.

Have you seen Brian's penis?

Yeah, it's pretty gross. I think he has Stupekitis.

Stupekitis by Foquiesha Jones May 14, 2009

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Stupiditis

An infection caused by a borderline retarded human saying something so fucking stupid it destroys the laws of disease and infects you with his own stupidity. It also makes your balls smell like damp cardboard

What you just said gave me stupiditis you absolute goober

Stupiditis by Yes,masta September 29, 2019

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Stupekitis • stupiditis • Stuparitism • stupiditise

stupiditis

A serious illness contracted by those of the world with an inability to add up numbers without reverting to completely ridiculous attempts at mathematics. It has become apparent that Stupiditis is spreading and the world is covered in sufferers of this illness and they should all be put down like the mentally challenged sad bags they are.

That guy has Stupiditis
Pretty sure 2+2 is still 4, damn your Stupiditis is bad
How come when you open your mouth, it sounds like Stupiditis is coming out?

stupiditis by honneamise November 26, 2018

Stuparitism

(Stew-par-re-tism)
The act of looking stupid, dumb, ignorant, dumpy, lazy, retarded, not smart (under any circumstances), or just plain out gay.

Nicholas:God Damn it, John had a look of stuparitism all the way threw that meeting. I could bearly keep my laughter contained!

Stuparitism by Giordano (Moogan) June 29, 2008

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stupiditise

when someone is stupid and it starts affecting you

person A: BLABLABLA I LIKE TO EAT SHIT

person B: dude stop

person A: OY MATE WHATS CRACKELAKING

person B: eehhhhh YAA MATE IM JOST FAAIN BLE BLE BLE

person B: GOT DAMNET PERSON A YOU STUPIDITISE (ed) ME

stupiditise by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

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