Stroke FC is a non league football team based in North-west England Carlisle.
They are a football club aiming for success and hope one day they can progress into the football league.
They hold a historic win over nearby rivals Carlisle UTD when Stroke FC beat them 5 - 2 in a friendly game.
Their fans claim to be called "The Strokers".
a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.