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Nougat

Michelle Baba eats nougats in Fast Breaks everyday.
by Evan February 5, 2004
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george bush

A typical greed driven ideologue who wants to turn the USA into a giant 3rd world theocracy.
Bush: I refuse to veto spending bills! (because liberals pay the tab)
by Evan January 4, 2005
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Uber

Short for "Uberingram". A.K.A. Christopher Schumaker Meyers. The GREATEST POST WHORE ON TEH INTARWEB.
UBER OWND JOO SUCKA. Uber Is My Hero.
by evan May 16, 2004
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Roundyball

defining characteristic of a snotbox, roundy ball refers to the rounded tip of a snotbox
my snotbox is a little bonkish..i wish it were a roundyball
by Evan February 11, 2005
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bite my ass

When someone is profoming oral sex on your ass
Rori told me to bite her ass so in school i bit her ass
by EVan March 16, 2004
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flarf

Flarf: A quality of intentional or unintentional "flarfiness." A kind of corrosive, cute, or cloying, awfulness. Wrong. Un-P.C. Out of control. "Not okay."

Flarf (2): The work of a community of poets dedicated to exploration of "flarfiness." Heavy usage of Google search results in the creation of poems, plays, etc., though not exclusively Google-based. Community in the sense that one example leads to another's reply-is, in some part, contingent upon community interaction of this sort. Poems created, revised, changed by others, incorporated, plagiarized, etc., in semi-public.

Flarf (3) (verb): To bring out the inherent awfulness, etc., of some pre-existing text.

Flarfy: To be wrong, awkward, stumbling, semi-coherent, fucked-up, un-P.C. To take unexpected turns; to be jarring. Doing what one is "not supposed to do."
Mm-hmm
Yeah, mm-hmm, it's true
big birds make
big doo! I got fire inside
my "huppa"-chimp(TM)
gonna be agreessive, greasy aw yeah god
wanna DOOT! DOOT!
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! hey!
oooh yeah baby gonna shake & bake then take
AWWWWWL your monee, honee (tee hee)
uggah duggah buggah biggah buggah muggah
hey! hey! you stoopid Mick! get
off the paddy field and git
me some chocolate Quik
put a Q-tip in it and stir it up sick
pocka-mocka-chocka-locka-DING DONG
fuck! shit! piss! oh it's so sad that
syndrome what's it called tourette's
make me HAI-EE! shout out loud
Cuz I love thee. Thank you God, for listening!
by Evan June 17, 2004
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Nerd

NOTE: don't confuse nerd and geeks, nerds are cooler then geeks, geeks are the ones that everyone hates and will never get laid by anyone but their mom ^___^

1) One who is smarter then the avg. person and normally is a pot head of some type
2) someone that doesn't care about the world around him and does what he wishes while being smart in his own way (normally computers)
He's a nerd, look at him, making straight A's and smokes more then us
by Evan October 15, 2006
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