Seattle

Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.
I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!
by Evan January 04, 2005
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japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan
Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."
by Evan February 21, 2005
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Elle Sappelle

When Shannon (a pretty burly young lady with extremely tangled, mangled, and wheather beaten red hair)Rides on her 4-wheeler or watches Anime (particularly Ghost In The Shell)while picking at her face or looking for flea or tick like creatures in her hair.She also is known by nay-nay and hates the word "Rack"
Elle Sappelle Shannon!
by Evan March 10, 2005
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wahmbulance

What one should call when whining
Often heard in conjunction with french cries and wahmburger
stop whining! Why dont you call a wambulance. You should call whine-one-one. any more whine and you would be in napa vally
by Evan April 08, 2003
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TracStarr

female that jumps on a dick faster than FloJo ran a race, usually these females participate in different events similar to a track meet: 4x1, pole vault, long jump, etc.
Hey, did you hear bout Elyse at them niggas' house? Oooooohh weeee! She did the 4x1, she a TracStarr
by Evan February 11, 2005
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babyarm

Look ma' my babyarm sprouted
by Evan December 23, 2003
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