117 definitions by Evan

Teague Eyed

Crooked. Refering to a person named Teague who was crosseyed.

The Tower of Piza is all Teague Eyed.

by Evan August 20, 2003

the fire fighter

when you light a chick's bush on fire and put it out with your cum.

man, i gave my girlfriend the fire fighter last night. today she cant walk.

by Evan June 17, 2003

Seattle

Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.

I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!

by Evan January 4, 2005

sexy mongoose

a hot body but beat ass face

id fuck that sexy mongoose as long as a papper bags over her head

by Evan December 5, 2003

Shary Bobbins

From: The Simpsons. A nanny who comes to take care of The simpsons kids when Marge began losing her hair.

Oh, You Shary Bobbins!!

by Evan March 25, 2004

smokley

A sophmore witha heavy cocaine and marijuana addiction. Also see,
big smoke
oakley
big toke
big oak

Greg: What do you wana do?
Smokley: Lets have Jenn buy us a bag.

by Evan June 3, 2004

snoo

To take a dip of chewing tobacco.

Dude, can I get a snoo from you?

by Evan March 10, 2005