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Stoecker 

A Stoecker is an extremely sexy, intelligent species of man. They can be characterized by their model-esque looks, and have been permanantly banned from all Sexiest Man Alive contests. They are often seen traveling in pack's, usually consisting of one alpha male, and followed by a large number of Kim Kardashian-esque females, usually around the age of 20. They are also known for their love of exotic cars, great food, and most of all, fine women.
Dude, that guys got so many girls with him, he must be a Stoecker
Stoecker by gmoney199972 September 13, 2011
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strecker 

a fat slut who upon entering a room has already spotted her prey. they lerk at partys and usually are the known hot girls fat sidekick.
dude a strecker tried to hook up with me, she pulled down my pants and i slaped that bitch in the face with my cock.
strecker by tony maloni October 25, 2006

Streckerism 

The thoughts and opinions of certain Army IP's that may or may not be a correct or "standard" way of doing things, but usually expedites actions of younger pilots.
That's the Rucker way of doing things, but here is how I do it. It's more of a Streckerism, but always works for me.
Streckerism by BW1, crewdog October 18, 2012

strocker ace 

Some men are strocker ace
strocker ace by Dff2122 March 20, 2017
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026