Stoecker

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A Stoecker is an extremely sexy, intelligent species of man. They can be characterized by their model-esque looks, and have been permanantly banned from all Sexiest Man Alive contests. They are often seen traveling in pack's, usually consisting of one alpha male, and followed by a large number of Kim Kardashian-esque females, usually around the age of 20. They are also known for their love of exotic cars, great food, and most of all, fine women.

Dude, that guys got so many girls with him, he must be a Stoecker

Stoecker by gmoney199972 September 13, 2011

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STOCKER

A STOCKER IS SOMEONE WHO RESTOCKS THE SHELVES AT GROCERY STORES AND SUPERMARKETS AND DEPARTMENT STORES SO CUSTOMERS CAN SHOP AND BUY WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT BEING OUT OF STOCK.

Rita is an over-night stocker who works at wal-mart and re-stocks the shelves while everyone in their right mind is asleep.

STOCKER by j topper the pot head rock May 29, 2010

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Stocker

Another word for a “post” on a football goal.

Martin Tyler: “Oh and it’s gone off the Stocker and into the net! What a beautyyyyy!

Stocker by MatTheFish April 13, 2020

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leah stecker

Leah Is a one of a kind friend that you can always trust. She is a very kind and loving friend. Leah is definitely one of the prettiest girls out there and will always make you laugh. I wish everyone had a leah Stecker in their life

Man leah Stecker is the best friend I've ever had!!

leah stecker by Salamander14682483659 March 29, 2017

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Tyler stocker

He’s a little bit gaeeeeeeeeeer like me but u know we move he’s funny he’s cute well at least I find him cute idk he slays and got that badussy

Tyler stocker is such a badussy though 😭🤭

Tyler stocker by Tylerisabadussyforlife February 13, 2023

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dirt stocker

Someone who stocks items in a store in the most inconvenient places.

Guy: Why the hell is there a random can of Pepsi among this bread? Damn dirt stockers...

dirt stocker by Jerrika12 December 22, 2014

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Stecker Special

A dessert creation that consists of cinnamon swirl bread (could also be cinnamon raisin) that is toasted, covered in peanut butter, that is topped with several scoops of ice cream that are drizzled in maple syrup.

Nathan had a long practice and wants to unwind with a Stecker Special.

Stecker Special by warnerbro April 2, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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