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Strifjekat 

Dear Admissions Committee,

I couldn’t fit all of this within the word limit, so I trust you’ll find your way here after looking up what Strifjekat means. I offer you a truly unique talent that sets me apart from the crowd: my unparalleled napping skills. Since I was a child, I've demonstrated an uncanny ability to doze off at a moment's notice, even amidst the most engaging of situations. In high school, I strategically found the perfect nap locations, mastering the art of sleeping through classes. In college, I honed my skills, discovering hidden nooks and empty lecture halls that became my personal sanctuaries of sleep. My napping is not a sign of laziness but a dedication to achieving peak performance and rejuvenating my mind and body. I am the nap whisperer, the somnolence savant, ready to bring balance to the world of academia.

Napping has been proven to promote overall well-being and mental health. By embracing the art of napping, I can serve as a living testament to the importance of self-care and the positive impact it can have on the student body. Encouraging napping as a means of relaxation and rejuvenation would not only benefit individual students but also foster a healthier and more balanced campus culture.

Thank you for considering my application. If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to wake me up.
… and that’s my college application. Thank you, and strifjekat
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Strikeforce 

Only the most kick ass mixed martial arts promotion in the world! Recently bought by Zuffa, who owns the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Their shows are professional, high energy and the awesome! Shown on Showtime and Showtime pay-per-view.
Man, you watchin' the Strikeforce show Saturday night? Are you serious homeboy? I would not miss that for the world! Wifey is going over to her sisters and all my boys are comin' over and you're invited!
Strikeforce by ronmetrx1 June 18, 2011

gonads and strife 

A popular phrase from a popular flash movie. A squirrel is singing a song about saying "Whee!", when all of the sudden, he says "When you're a kid and you wanna go whee, but you ain't got drugs yet, hold on for your life. Hold on to your little.. gonads.. and strife"
(threebrain.com)
gonads and strife.. gonads and strife.. gonads and strife... gonads in the LIGHTNING, IN THE LIGHTNING IN THE RAIN! WHEEEEEEEeeeee

Trouble and Strife 

Bloke 1: Fancy another pint mate?
Bloke 2: Cheers, but I gotta get back to the old trouble and strife before midnight or lese she'll blow!

Aeon of Strife 

A Starcraft map that is the precursor to DOTA (defense of the ancients) maps.
Eight years ago, I played Aeon of Strife on Starcraft, now i play DotA on WC 3.
Alias for taking a dump, dropping a deuce, having a movement. To describe a solid offering.
See also Ellen DeGeneres or Ellen D!
Man i just dropped a wicked striesand!
Striesand by Savethisworld December 15, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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