stretchitis

Expanded butthole

My ass has stretchitis

by Jhggfff May 28, 2018

Stretchibitionist

People who go to the gym to show off their bodies and get attention.

The makeup the stretchibitionist insists on wearing doesn't run and she never seems to break a sweat.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

stretchsticle

This usually, but not exclusively, is performed on a hot, muggy day. When a male's scrotum coheres to his inner thigh thus causing his testicular area to become clammy, moist, and generally uncomfortable. To relieve this sensation, the man will stretch his legs (whilst standing) outwardly toward either side of his body and switch between leaning to each side of his body while simultaneously bending the respective knee he is leaning toward. If performed properly, a stretchsticle will give the appearance that the man is simply limbering up, or loosening his lower body after vigorous activity and will actually make him seem more athletic, relaxed and generally active. On the contrary, there will invariably be a large portion of the male population that will see through this deceit and realize that their fellow brethren is simply airing out his steamy dank-ass grundle.

Mike 1: Do you think that hot audit chick noticed I was doing a stretchsticle while I was talking to her?

Mike 2: No dude, she prob just though you were stretching your groin cus of hours of sex.

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 7, 2017

stretchies

After playing guitar hero for way too long, when you look at something else and it seems to stretch or move.

Oh, man, I got a bad case of the stretchies.

by Jesse lapin November 10, 2008

Stretchies

A term used to describe the lined marks on a pregnant woman's stomach due to the size when there is a foetus living inside.

Shazza: "I got bare fuckin stretchies on ma belly lyk!"
Cazza: "Yeh, biatch, dey r lyk well ugly init. SIK!!!"
Shazza: "Wats a condom anywayz?"
Cazza: "Dunno ... lyk sumfing bois put on dere diks. Anywayz, u ought 2 use 'em coz dose stretchies are BARE MINGIN MAN!"

by Rose and Cat April 29, 2006

stretchies

A form of greeting exhibited by members of a chat room when another regular member enters the chat. This is done by stretching out the letters in their screen name such as this: ShopGirl11 enters the room: ShopGirllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!! or Shoppppppppgggggiiiirrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!

I knew I pissed everyone in my regular chat room off because they stopped giving me stretchies when I entered the room.

by ChicaChicaBoomBoom91 November 18, 2011