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Stretchies 

A term used to describe the lined marks on a pregnant woman's stomach due to the size when there is a foetus living inside.
Shazza: "I got bare fuckin stretchies on ma belly lyk!"
Cazza: "Yeh, biatch, dey r lyk well ugly init. SIK!!!"
Shazza: "Wats a condom anywayz?"
Cazza: "Dunno ... lyk sumfing bois put on dere diks. Anywayz, u ought 2 use 'em coz dose stretchies are BARE MINGIN MAN!"
Stretchies by Rose and Cat April 29, 2006

stretchies 

A form of greeting exhibited by members of a chat room when another regular member enters the chat. This is done by stretching out the letters in their screen name such as this: ShopGirl11 enters the room: ShopGirllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!! or Shoppppppppgggggiiiirrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!
I knew I pissed everyone in my regular chat room off because they stopped giving me stretchies when I entered the room.
stretchies by ChicaChicaBoomBoom91 November 18, 2011

hose stretcher 

a hose stretcher is a rookie in the fire service...some guys will have a rookie look for items on a truck and will usually have hose stretcher towards the end...
Battalion Chief-probie, have you found everything on this truck?

Probie-yes sir, i have found everything except the hose stretcher

fellow firefighter "laughs" haha

probie: whats so funny?

FireFighter-ur the hose stretcher probie
hose stretcher by IGFireFighter November 14, 2009

Stretched 

(Verb) To get beaten badly at something, typically in a match or competition, alluding to the metaphor of getting penetrated.
Synonyms: Ass Kicked, Destroyed, Fucked Up, Wrecked.
Damn, they got a 38 point lead, and we're not even in the second half. We're getting stretched bro!
Stretched by ONTHEEDGE67 March 29, 2021

Stretchercise 

Stretching exercises than may end you up in a stretcher
"Our yoga master keeps telling us to stretch. I'm scared this will end up becoming another form of stretchercise"
Stretchercise by chitsb January 9, 2009

stretchingly realistic

Thos action movie scenes that are in no way possible (it's a stretch) but the action hero manages to pull it off.
For example: Bond movies, Bourne movies, Twilight Series, etc.
Michael - "I saw Salt."
Ann Marie "How was it?"
Michael - "It was good, lots of action, a few parts were 'stretchingly realistic' but good story though."