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stretchin
person 1: “man that bitch mad ugly, she as pussy ass bitch who just talk”
person 2: “ that beef was almost a year ago girl you really stretchin it
person 2: “ that beef was almost a year ago girl you really stretchin it
stretchin by carebear777 February 8, 2023
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Stretchin'
1. - Last night I smoked this blunt, it had to be a ounce.
- Now your stretchin'.
2. - Man I fucked the hottest chick ever last night.
- Man your way too stretchin'.
- Now your stretchin'.
2. - Man I fucked the hottest chick ever last night.
- Man your way too stretchin'.
Stretchin' by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005
Stretchin ten
That feeling you get when you look at your bank account balance and realize you have no money left. To make matters worse you don't get paid for 1-2 weeks and therefor have to stretch the last of your cash. Regardless of the amount it is always referred to as stretchin' ten.
Chase: Yo Tanner you wanna hit sandbar later or maybe just grab a 30 and chill?
Tanner: No bro, I am stretchin ten right now, probably just going to chill till next week when I get paid.
Tanner: No bro, I am stretchin ten right now, probably just going to chill till next week when I get paid.
Stretchin ten by Uncle R Chase August 16, 2010
Stretchin Gretchin
Stretchin Gretchin by Toldbetruth October 9, 2020
Sack Stretch
Sack Stretch by CaptainPete2024 September 16, 2023
Scratching like a DJ
Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.
I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.
I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.
My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?
I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.
I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.
My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?
Scratching like a DJ by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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