Street-tard 

The opposite of being street-smart.

Thinks talking about doing drugs makes them cooler, when they actually have barely done any.

Very loudmouthed about illegal activities or not experienced in the ways of chilling.

Excessive party fouls could be a sign of one.

Josh, only ever talking about drugs in math, is a street-tard.

Street-tard by DreadedPanda13 June 8, 2011

Street-tard 

A person who does not have the brain capacity for common sense but is still good at school.

Hey Bridget stop fucking talking you street-tard.

Street-tard by anonymous February 25, 2022

Struettarded 

Struettarded is the act of being so incredibly retarded, that there is no true way to describe the mental incapacities of ones thoughts. Common uses of this word include: That's Struettarded! and "Hey, it's the Struettard bus"

The legend of Struett originated in Santa Fe Springs, CA. A man by the name of Bill Struett lead an organization with many followers. The followers, though not real, admired this man for his incredible knowledge and leadership abilities. His followers knew this man would lead them to greatness. This man had many powers, one of which was Struettshit. Struettshit is much like the common word bullshit, only much, much more powerful. Some people could sell ice to eskimo's. Struett could sell eskimo's to ice. Kharma was no match for this man's powers. No consequences for his actions for all of eternity.

The people who would not follow this man were banished to the 9th level of Struetthell, where they worked their measly lives away in front of a computer screen, being reminded daily that Struett could do their job twice as effective in half the duration.

This legend has brought the suffix of Struett to help replace many commonly used words.

struettarded - replacing retarded
struetthless - replacing ruthless
struettegic - replacing strategic
And Nike's new slogan, Just Stru ett - replacing Just Do It.

Struettarded by TheHeroOfSantaFeSprings August 3, 2010

streetarded 

Used to describe a person without street smarts; i.e. lacking the common sense required to deal with the potential dangers of real life outside of school.

1: Sure, he gets straight A's and all, but he's extremely streetarded.
2: Damn.

streetarded by nyloisbroke February 28, 2020

Streetard 

Your everyday normal person, who is not medically retarded, but acts in a way that makes you think, "man, that dumbfuck is retarded!" Used as to not offend medically retarded people.

Man, that fucker almost hit my car pulling out of the parking lot, what the streetard!

Streetard by SuperdyDuperty August 1, 2018

Streetard 

Book smart but street retarted

That kid is good at school but a streetard when it comes to real life

Streetard by Insta_vert December 28, 2015

streetard 

An extremely bad driver,or a retard of the road. Can be a steriotype, such as an old person, but not always.

Man , that streetard cut me off back there.

streetard by 81halohunter September 10, 2010