stredge

Short for straight edge. This could either be a person trying to get their life together or some holier-than-thou idiot trying to make you feel bad for smoking a ciggy.

Josh: No, man, I don't poison my body with that filth, i'm stredge.
Not Josh: Who the fuck invited Josh to the house party?

by MetalThong June 3, 2019

stredging

a combination of yoga and edging
the use of vibrators can help maintain arousal

He liked to start each day with a long stredging session.

by B0NEman May 11, 2025

Stredging

A word mash-up

Doing yoga while maintaining an erection.

Unless he had an early appointment, when waking with a morningwood, the yogi would start his day with a stredging session.

He spent all evening stregding, now that’s twisted.

by B0NEman May 14, 2025