a strawberry sundae is when you you cum on a girl's face, punch her in the nose, causing it to bleed, and then rub the whole red and white mix together creating a strawberry sundae of sorts.
***the previous definition for this word is more closely related to a houdini: ***
so i was fucking this fat bitch, and she just wouldn't shut up so i gave her a strawberry sundae, fat chicks like those right?
A prostitute who will let you cum inside her without a condom.
And she rather you pay her in drugs than cash
Aly was in depserate need for a hit, she let the guycum in her arse and pussy in the back of his van off the gove. All the other slut knew she was a strawberry-sundae.
When a man willingly chooses to have a strawberry flavoured sundae instead of chocolate or caramel, acting as evidence that he may enjoy watching his wife being fucked by another man. (Note: Only acts as compelling evidence and not as definitive proof.)
MAN 1: "Woah, that guy over there is eating a strawberry sundae"
MAN 2: "Pffft, He's probably a Strawberry Sundae Cuck"
noun. The act of biting off your fingernails and taking them and shoving them deep inside your penis, then masturbating ravenously. The jagged edges of the bitten-off nails will inevitably cut up and slice your urethral tract. When your are about to reach climax, you call your significant other over and then cum into their mouth. The mixture of blood and semen will resemble a Strawberry Sundae, while of course the fingernails will represent the shredded nuts on a Sundae.
" Lindsey loves it when Tyler gives her a Strawberry Sundae Surprise. She says " It tastes like the realthing!".
while you're banging Paul's mom on the wrag (she loves fucking on the wrag), and you pull out dripping in blood and she gives you head and you just squirt all over her face, mouth and eyeball.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.