strather 

A car guy who thinks he gets bitches but is actually the biggest virgin in the galaxy

Bro. You’re being a strather.

strather by Crunch123 February 12, 2023

Jimmy Struthers

A person who acts like they know everything about body building because they saw it on tv or read it in a magazine and probably does full body workouts too often.

Don't listen to Jimmy Struthers

Jimmy Struthers by dvwinner December 27, 2011

struther 

When one consumes absurd quantities of food as if by enhailing the edibles. Derived from Sally Struthers, who you may have seen in all those Save the Children Ads.

Wow, I just struthered down a plate of ribs, a half-dozen wings, a bbq pork sando, and a pitcher of Blatz.

struther by Punitive D March 15, 2005

Strathmere 

Anyone who is anyone goes there. In between Sea Isle and Ocean City, and is by FAR better than both of them. Many people who go there are extreme COOL PEOPLE

"you dont go to strathmere? thats a shame!"

Strathmere by kraftmacncheeseisthebestnexttostrathmereofcourse June 21, 2007

Straterbation 

The overused and exaggerated act of shredding on a Stratocaster, much in the vein of Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn but far less tasteful. This act causes the player to appear at a much higher skill level than they actually are and may inevitably lead to a rendition of Little Wing, The Star Spangled Banner, Crossfire or Redhouse. This is not limited to only these songs and these artists; some other notable songs that are often victims of public staterbation include Yellow Ledbetter, Cliffs of Dover Pride and Joy, Superstitious and Under the Bridge. Straterbators inhabit bar bands and cover acts across the world; they are easy to spot but hard to get rid of.

Tell tale signs that someone maybe about to straterbate would be:

1. Suddenly appearing to smell something during a guitar solo (which should occur twice in every song)
2. Lighting up a cigarette moments before beginning a song
3. Laughing at an inaudible joke about the audience while looking directly at the audience

Self-gratification via Stratocaster causes an inflated sense of ego and leads to bar star syndrome. The best thing to do when being held captive by an over excited Strat-enthusiast is to just let them finish and by tomorrow no one will know who it was or even care.

"That dude with the red Strat just pulled out a black one and light up a cigarette... Looks like he is about do some straterbation"

"Can you blame him for wanting to straterbate? his band just played 3 Sheryl Crow tunes in a row!"

Straterbation by Brishem March 18, 2010

Strathmere 

This pristine ocean town is located on Corson's Inlet. It is unique in that it is surrounded by popular oceanside communities but Strathmere is known as the hidden gem. It has by far the best beaches, and you can drive jetskis up to the beach, even go out to eat on one. It's home to some of the most popular resteraunts, The Dueville, Twistys, Mildreds. Truly a hidden gem. Filled with very wealthy but down to earth people. Has a huge 4th of july parade where all the citizens complain about taxes and try to ditch upper township, the township strathmere belongs too.

Where the hell is Strathmere?

Strathmere by Templars February 1, 2009

Struthered

When penis(and or balls) are forced into your field of view by way of unavoidable circumstances.

Dude, I was pinned in. I wasn't meat gazing, I got struthered.

Struthered by Lawrence Funderburke January 7, 2012