straterday 

The day where you and your friends are (strat aka straight). Commonly used by people that are not in fact (straight).

A combination of the slang terms "strat", and "erreday".

Phil said "Hey man do you know what day of the week it is?"

Bob replied "Well we are strat erreday so it must be straterday!"

straterday by A Clev October 12, 2009

SatErday 

An idiots version of Saturday

Noah: Yo kyLe what day is it.
kyLe: it’s SatErday bro.

SatErday by Mopw June 7, 2018

Dio Stramerda 

it's basically God ultra shit

"Dio stramerda sei un coglione testa di cazzo"

Dio Stramerda by AegisBestemmiatoreseriale November 14, 2021

Scaterday

Scat-Saturday. The day that comes directly before Sunday bunday.

Scaterday is the day you actively participate in scat related events and / or activities. This could be as simple as watching scat related porn all the way to participating in scat related porn.

"I think I'm going to take it easy on Laura this Sunday bunday, because I'm going to destroy her on Scaterday."

Laura: I don't think I want to go out for mexican tonight. Matt gave me a cleveland steamer on Scaterday and I'm still a little shaken up by it.

Stacey: Been there, done that....how about chinese?

Scaterday by A$$M@ST3R March 31, 2010

Straterbation 

The overused and exaggerated act of shredding on a Stratocaster, much in the vein of Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn but far less tasteful. This act causes the player to appear at a much higher skill level than they actually are and may inevitably lead to a rendition of Little Wing, The Star Spangled Banner, Crossfire or Redhouse. This is not limited to only these songs and these artists; some other notable songs that are often victims of public staterbation include Yellow Ledbetter, Cliffs of Dover Pride and Joy, Superstitious and Under the Bridge. Straterbators inhabit bar bands and cover acts across the world; they are easy to spot but hard to get rid of.

Tell tale signs that someone maybe about to straterbate would be:

1. Suddenly appearing to smell something during a guitar solo (which should occur twice in every song)
2. Lighting up a cigarette moments before beginning a song
3. Laughing at an inaudible joke about the audience while looking directly at the audience

Self-gratification via Stratocaster causes an inflated sense of ego and leads to bar star syndrome. The best thing to do when being held captive by an over excited Strat-enthusiast is to just let them finish and by tomorrow no one will know who it was or even care.

"That dude with the red Strat just pulled out a black one and light up a cigarette... Looks like he is about do some straterbation"

"Can you blame him for wanting to straterbate? his band just played 3 Sheryl Crow tunes in a row!"

Straterbation by Brishem March 18, 2010

stratergy 

A calculated technique, used by 21st century American presidents, when mere strategy will not be sufficient.

President Dubya, could you please explain your nukyular stratergy to us, sir?

stratergy by Buggieboy April 10, 2008

saterday night special 

The Saterday night special is a joint rolling technique in which you use 3 papers to produce a large either cylindrical or cone shaped Marijuana cigarette.

Yo son, I just rolled the fattest saterday night special, lets go toke it in the treehouse!

saterday night special by Billy hall July 3, 2006