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strandivar 

stran—di—var
I‘stran‘da var/
1. A cannabis strand or plant varietal that has been cultivated to relieve the strain of selective breeding. Strandivars are usually designated in the style Taxus baccata "Variegata." as
referred to by “STRAIN DIVAS”.
Animal kush mints is the best strandivar I have ever cultivated!

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so called cannabis

“master growers” that don’t know the proper term which is “STRANDIVAR” just quit now your embarrassing yourself..
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Strativariable 

The abomination, assault and stratification of the English language that the intended audience realizes is total gibberish.

Individual delivering a Strativariable believes he/she is making sense, when in fact, individual is looked upon as an oaf.
Strativariable - This is no longer a priority. In fact, it's a mute point, but I'm just talking out loud.

Another of countless Strativariables: Someone's feeding him information. I think we have a 'mold' down here.

Stradivarius 

When a situation is awkward and you want to leave urgently!
Guys this is Stradivarius af, I want to go home in 2 minutes please!
Stradivarius by sil23456789 January 6, 2021

standiversary 

The anniversary of a one night stand that keeps on standing…. Can be weekly, monthly, annually…
The couple celebrated their 2 year standiversary
standiversary by Onmel November 7, 2021

Stradivarius 

A nickname for instruments made by Anotonio Stradivari
The Stradivarius violin was worth 20 million dollars.

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III 

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

Is the coolest person you can ever know and a long name means big sword energy
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III is so awesome. Just look at how Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III handles himself.

stradavariarse 

A musical instrument famous for playing melodious, malodorous solo concertos in the pitch of F, often heard the day after eight pints of rich ale and a chicken phaal.
“Good night last night Bill?”

“Yeah Ted, it was awesome, but I’ve been playing the Stradavariarse all morning!”
stradavariarse by Junior1138 March 20, 2022