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Snowdicking
The act of creating a large-scale penile statue comprised in part or entirely of snow or ice for the purposes of self-expression through the artistic medium of sculpture.
It snowed three feet last night and knocked out the power, so my friends and I went snowdicking to pass the time.
Snowdicking by NonEMoose February 18, 2013
Snowday Roulette
The risky work-avoiding game one plays on the night before a possible snow day at work, school, etc.
Billy: Hey Rick, finished that lab report yet?
Rick: Nah, I'm gonna play some snowday roulette tonight. You know we're supposed to get five inches tomorrow?
Rick: Nah, I'm gonna play some snowday roulette tonight. You know we're supposed to get five inches tomorrow?
Snowday Roulette by JetTripleSeven February 20, 2011
Snowdeath
The gross overreaction of the media and segments of the general public to an extremely low amount of predicted snowfall (or flurries). This overreaction tends to dull otherwise competant people into making foolish decisions.
People clearing the shelves of perishable food (not canned food) when there is a potential of a Snowdeath. However, if a storm did occur, the food could go bad due to a loss of power.
The media running crawls of the Snowdeath on the bottom of the television screen and well as breaking into broadcasting when snow does actually fall. The media also sends TEAMS of reporters to cover flurries falling throughout a fifteen county area, just to be SURE we are SAFE.
An Emergency Manager sounding the tornado siren to warn of impending doom, er, Snowdeath (flurries).
The media running crawls of the Snowdeath on the bottom of the television screen and well as breaking into broadcasting when snow does actually fall. The media also sends TEAMS of reporters to cover flurries falling throughout a fifteen county area, just to be SURE we are SAFE.
An Emergency Manager sounding the tornado siren to warn of impending doom, er, Snowdeath (flurries).
Snowdeath by GeorgiaBoy March 6, 2013
Courtney Stodden
A female (preferably under 18, or a teen bride) who makes weird duck-face facial expressions in an attempt to look sexy.
Courtney Stodden by Ninjakillah April 30, 2012
Shit showdown
When two individuals are taking a shit in stalls next to each other, both are trying to not make a sound while shitting. Eventually one will give up and wipe their shitless ass and leave, the victor will then proceed to release his mud monkeys.
Shit showdown by Joe.mama September 24, 2019
Sowdamini
The human version of Gaudi's cathedral. She is a testament to the rest of our possibilities. She rewards so many different kinds of attention.
Sometimes she is best seen from a distance but still be easy to spot. She amazes by Just how little she seems to be doing. Everything comes natural to her. Again and again she demonstrates the subtlest of her talents and so the most beautiful of them: Just being her.
Although she is a bit clumsy and has her flaws like everyone else does, still she remains defiant, determined to write her own ending.
Gaudi's Sagrada Familia, the Gothic Quarter, and her. She can be confused for a monument.
Sometimes she is best seen from a distance but still be easy to spot. She amazes by Just how little she seems to be doing. Everything comes natural to her. Again and again she demonstrates the subtlest of her talents and so the most beautiful of them: Just being her.
Although she is a bit clumsy and has her flaws like everyone else does, still she remains defiant, determined to write her own ending.
Gaudi's Sagrada Familia, the Gothic Quarter, and her. She can be confused for a monument.
Sowdamini by Cosmic Love May 23, 2018