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A storch in time saves nine 

A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.
"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."
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A seriously underrated Youtuber with some of the best reactions to horror that sadly has a condition on his wrists that prevents him from playing many games nowadays. Thankfully he and his girlfriend (Sparrowmella) have a joint channel where she can play the game and still see his brilliant reactions in tandem with her also-brilliant reactions. His first video was a video of his reactions to him playing F.E.A.R. from 2006 with no gameplay. It became extremely famous and 3 years later he did his reactions to F.E.A.R. 2, which also became extremely famous. After that he started uploading regularly and has played a multitude of games such as Amnesia: Justine, Slender (the original, the Slenderman's Shadow maps, Haunt, Woods and The Arrival), Nightmare House 2, Faster Than Light and Minecraft, among others.. The most recently started series in his joint channel (Storpmella) is Octodad and their first (and still ongoing) was Cry of Fear.
Guy 1: Who are your favorite Youtubers?
Guy 2: Markiplier and Storpey.
Guy 1: I know who Markiplier is but who's Storpey?
Guy 2: The guy that made The Tale of Clive and Billy.
Guy 1: Oh, that video was epic!
Storpey by Toa of Gallifrey May 10, 2014
A term with a purposefully ambiguous meaning, used to describe a sexual act of one's choosing while leaving the exact meaning of your phrase a mystery. Can also be a noun.
Elaine: So, did you stooph that girl or what?
Tony: Yeah I stoophed her face then she stoophed my stooph stoophily.
Sophia: What?
Stooph by dominoz56 October 16, 2007

storch cat

Storch cat is a racial slur based off of the term porch monkey. An updated version of this slur, it is highly offensive to African Americans.
Look at that storch cat on the corner, I believe that the difference in his skin color is what most contributes to his joblessness- not his socioeconomic condition.
storch cat by NoChanceMcChe February 22, 2011
to be amazing, to give wicked cuggles, to mean the world to, to have insane blonde moments, to have ones arms at odd angles when drunk, BUS OF MEN!!, to have the best time in the world with, to hearts muchly. Smike.:)
did you see what that girl was doing with her arms?!'' ''yea she was totally pulling a stophie
Stophie by SMIKESICLES September 8, 2010
storp by MBstorp123 January 12, 2018