smorph 

A piece of shit that morphs into many annoying different types of trolls, commonly found on mmo's

Dude1: Dude did you see that asshole 2 sec ago?
Dude2: Yea what a fucking smorph. Hope he gets anally raped by an elephant.

smorph by Invisus Viscus July 30, 2009

storph 

To steal and morph a block of code to achieve the desired result while minimizing the amount of new code.

Bingo! I'm gonna storph this example and claim that I created it!

storph by Am_I_2_nutz September 28, 2010

Smurph 

A nickname that some people with the last name "murphy" use.

This is because, maybe that person has a good sense of humor, or just likes the smurfs. Or maybe theyve never even heard of the smurfs and just hated their last name (murphy, which is irish) and thought "how can i improve my last name" and then thought of the word smurph.

Smurph, and A smurf. Are obviously two totally different things. keep that in mind. Also, someone with the nickname; smurph -note the PH.. Not F. May be very offended if you spell their name with a F... As you may be implying they look like a smurf, but hey.. That might be a good thing.

Friend: "yo smurph, you comin' to the game this saturday?"
Smurph: "ill pass"

Smurph by LydiaaSmurph October 6, 2012

smorple 

the most beautiful boy in the world. just had to put it out there that he is beautiful :) my babie danny is the cutest daddie you've ever seen. i hope he reads this and realizes i love him sm :) I LOVE YOU MY MONKEY

you danny ur a cute fuckin smorple

smorple by dannyisfuckinhot March 21, 2019

Smurphobia 

The fear of becoming blue.

There are few diseases as rare as smurphobia.

Smurphobia by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Snorphan 

Someone who gets kicked out of the bed for snoring.

Bob was snoring so loud that Deb woke him up and made him go sleep in the guest room alone. The next night Bob was also a snorphan in the guest room.

Snorphan by Spindletop November 8, 2012

Smurphy's Law 

A child-centred variant of Murphy's Law. Smurphy's Law posits that no plan or act can unfold properly in the presence of children. (Note: first defined by the Canadian artist Paul Walde.) Also called Smurfy's Law.

Example 1: A small, toilet-trained child will only wet themselves when it is imperative to get out the door Right Away.

Example 2: "We have planned this weekend away for one year, and now little Paolo is sick." "But Paolo never gets sick!" "He did this time. Whattareyagonnado? It's Smurphy's Law."

Smurphy's Law by seeker6079 December 28, 2005