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storming norman 

A person who is known by the name of "Norman" and often kicks up some form of a storm.
There's that cunt Storming Norman, he's kicking up a storm already.
storming norman by SuckMyPlums December 18, 2014
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Stormin Norman Horse Fuckin 

Nailing a random girl from behind pulling a train tagging from behind while gently stroking her throat as you would a horse with her naying and kicking and cumming in her anal cavity making a mess for everyone else.
I was giving the town hooker a stormin Norman horse fuckin first in line makin a mess for the other ten guys

storming Normandy 

Gangbanging an extremely overweight french chick.
Cody, Mitch, and 5 other young gents decided they would be storming normandy on saturday night after seeing Mrs. Delacrux who weighs a delicious 350 pounds.

stormin norman

An individual who is typically known to be in a bad mood or a moody lonely individual
1) shit here comes stormin Norman just act like you don't see him he might walk past

2) oh look at this stormin Norman sitting on his tod the miserable old bastard
stormin norman by YerMaw420 April 2, 2021

Storming Normandy 

Formulatiung a plan to acquire as many ladies as possible, by befriending them, followed by a siege of the sexual variety.
Jeremy: "Yo there's like 7 ladies I'm tryin to get with. So many choices!"
Alex: "Time to start Storming Normandy!"

stormin norman

when someone is raping another person in the ass so rough that they have wet runny diarrhea on your penis, and u pull it out when u get off and slap them in the face for a tasty mix of shit and jism.
man the last 3 years in prison sucked I've gotten 4 stormin normans in the past month. said Jim as big Harry came up to say hello.
stormin norman by chris and izzy November 28, 2007

Stormin' Norman 

The Silver Bitch's crimson car husband. Once seriously injured the aforementioned wife due to gross negligence and the general clumsy nature of the driver.

A Honda Prelude; kind of sad that it belonged to a lawyer, actually.
Here comes Stormin' Norman. Quick, hide the kids and waitresses.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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