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Comes from the Edinburgh slang "Stormin Norman", meaning to be on you own.
Sometimes modified to "stormer" - someone who is on his storman
Or even to be "storminated" - literally "on my own"

This is not the harshest work in the urban dictionary but if coupled with a swear word or two, someone might stab you (if you were in Glasgow).
Guy 1: "I've been on my stormin all day, its getting on my tits"
Guy 2: "Thats cos ur a smelly c*nt"

Jock: "Your a f*cking stormer you fat b*stard"

Slim: "I hate being storminated, I have to jack off to keep myself company"
Stormin by Jimmay Rae April 15, 2006
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To be "Stormin" on Halo Reach means to have Inclement Weather
"Yo, dude I believe in Jesus, And I'm Stormin Dog
Stormin by dudeitscoke July 11, 2011
When you chug something and puke shortly after
Dude Chancey chugged a beer with us and started stormin because of it
Stormin by kalikohulten August 7, 2017

Stormin Norman Horse Fuckin 

Nailing a random girl from behind pulling a train tagging from behind while gently stroking her throat as you would a horse with her naying and kicking and cumming in her anal cavity making a mess for everyone else.
I was giving the town hooker a stormin Norman horse fuckin first in line makin a mess for the other ten guys

Stormin' Mormons

The term used for Christian Mormons that naturally attract attention and ruckus
Person One: "Why is that girl dancing in the hospital?"

Person Two: "Don't mind her, she's just a stormin' Mormon."

STORMIN' MORMONS
Stormin' Mormons by simplyno May 29, 2010

stormin anal mormon 

When you're recovering Mormon fiance finds her inner freak and shoves a Hitachi up your ass while she has you tied up and and blind folded.
My girlfriend went full kink.com last night and gave me the stormin anal Mormon.

stormin norman

An individual who is typically known to be in a bad mood or a moody lonely individual
1) shit here comes stormin Norman just act like you don't see him he might walk past

2) oh look at this stormin Norman sitting on his tod the miserable old bastard
stormin norman by YerMaw420 April 2, 2021
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